Maybe someday someone even stupider than you will join these boards and and you’ll move up to the Number 2 spot. But that is doubtful, in the extreme.
How are you coming on your quest to think of something bad that might happen someday if we allow gay marriage?
Wasn’t that it? If we have gay marriage, more stupid people will join the Boards?
And a few already here will get stupider?
I, personally, am willing to forgo and refrain from getting gay married if it will prevent such a thing from happening! No need to thank me, least I could do.
No self-respecting man would have you either, huh? Join the club. 
I’m married, although I still haven’t quite figured out how I managed it.
You have nothing to worry about. You getting stupider is an impossibility. a lobotomy would actually increase your intelligence. A quick cite is you thinking that my stance on SSM actually has something to do with your clunkheadedness.
That’s two consecutive “No, YOU’RE the retard!” posts from you. An *intelligent *person would be more creative.
Restraints?
Roofies.
Blackmail.
Because you’re hoping to learn something, instead of being a jackass 24/7?
Nah. You’re having too much fun being a jackass.
But it still hasn’t sunk in has it?
And you commenting on what and intelligent person would do is like a come rat commenting on what birds feel as the wind washes over their wings on a gusty day.
So, that’s three times now, though I’m sure you still won’t get it.
What in the world is a ‘come rat’?
“Mole rat”. Guess the combination of a typo and auto-correct created that beast. But if there is/were such a thing, it too would be smarter than the dolt, ElvisL1ves.
Four straight. 
But he’s got a point. After all, you’re one of those poor benighted souls so stupid that you are incapable of seeing how magellan’s proposal to have straights get married while same sex couples separately have civil unions that are equal to marriage is in no way an attempt at reviving the separate but equal doctrine.
So what is their retention policy? And why is their technology so shitty? Its like WalMart making their cashiers use an abacus.
Because they are liberals and the fates have conspired to make liberals right most of the time. If a liberal version of Adaher showed up on the board and made random baseless liberal statements, we could probably find support for those statements after the fact. Its harder to do with random baseless conservative statements.
Perhaps your wife promised Lord Frey she would marry you?
Probably because Congress doesn’t like appropriating funds for equipment unless you can blow people up with it. Remember, the FAA is using 40 year old air traffic control radars.