So… You’re smart like a train.
Is that about it?
So, if the people in the cars he almost hit because you were being an asshole (too) had swerved off the road and into a tree to avoid hitting him, that’d be fine, because it would teach that other asshole a lesson, yes?
If someone is trying that hard to get around me, I just slow down and pull over a bit to let them pass safely. Then I don’t have to look at the tailgater anymore, and no one gets hurt. Easy, peasy.
All evidence points to the contrary.
Something like that, also, I’ve never been in an accident, never been pulled over, and I’ve never been arrested. I think my record speaks for itself, somehow I’ve survived 24 rotations of the earth around the sun, and never had to deal with any of these things that a lot of people deal with at least once each by the time they hit 20. 
Nope, just a Train. :D:cool:
So which is it, consistent, calculated plan, or spur-of-the-moment decision?
Not that it matters. Either way, you’re an asshole; but it might help us all to know which particular kind of asshole.
Yeah, this idiotic thread added to the “how much do you drink” poll, makes me believe “the Train” just turned 21 and is determined to kill off the rest of the brain cells before he dies in a flaming car wreck.
But hey, it’s Friday, Train - have another drink!
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. . . yes, a dangerous game, to play with other people’s lives, including the lives of potential oncoming traffic. Get off the road; you’re a menace.
I have a hard time believing you give yourself a time out when you find yourself doing the tailgating, yet don’t also drive defensively when you find yourself tailgated. The defensive thing to do is slow a bit, and stay to the right as much as possible, even going over the shoulder a tad if if gives the tailgater room to pass better. You can’t expect the other guy to figure out to cool down like you do yourself. Let the asshole go, plan on laughing at the wreck you pass later and be glad you had no part in it.
Your driving record simply means you haven’t been caught. It doesn’t mean you’re a good driver.
And it’s pedal.
Good one, I’ve never been asked what kind of asshole I am, but I guess there is a first for everything. Let me see,…well, I do kinda’ have that maneuver planned out in my head, rarely get a chance to use it cause most people aren’t so stupid to pass on the double Y, but when they do, I’m usually ready for them, though sometimes they sneak it past me. However, in the heat of the moment my temper does flare, and causes an adverse reaction that leads to me being more than willing to assist them in their insanity. There is another issue, though, I seem to have a problem calming down with tailgaters, I just keep seeing them back there and it pisses me off that much more each time, and I can’t stop looking.
Sometimes I wish they’d simply smash into me, get it over with, if they want so badly to be attached to my bumper then go for it, don’t let me hold you back. I’ve got 4 or 5 feet of truckbed between me and them, they’ve got a super hot engine ready to explode, what do I care if they wanna’ go crunch, it’s their cojones on the line, not mine.
I’m going to go with Troll.
You have 225 posts since joining less than 30ays ago.
You tried to pick a fight with me and others in this thread.
I thought about pitting you there but figured that’s what you wanted.
So it looks like you just set up your own self pit thread and now you’re getting all of the attention mommy never gave you.
Your Troll arc is typical.
Bwahahahahaha…hehehehe…hahahaha…hohohohoho…Oh that’s good, that’s awesome, I love you man (not that way :dubious:), you’re a fucking genius! I really needed a good laugh, that shit’s better than Comedy Central, you should go live…Wahahahahaha!
BTW, I’m 24, and not interested in dieing just yet…whiskey’s too good, can’t let you guys drink it all without me! 
Probably after she realized she was part of an effort to educate bad drivers, she didn’t mind the near-death experience at all.
So he tailgated you, so what? That doesn’t give you the right to try to run him into oncoming traffic, not to mention that the oncoming traffic was totally innocent. He should have swerved back into and run you off the road. His assholiness was about a 3, yours was about an 8 to 9. If I’d been a cop and seen you do that shit, you’d be sittin’ in a cell right now.
I was right, someone did shove a stick up your keester. Strange, though, how you didn’t pick a thread that made me look more like a bad guy. As for the large amount of posts…I didn’t realize there was a limit. What? should I post only one a day or something? I type incredibly fast, and if anything, I have brushed up on my typing skills a bit. I generally sit here, at my desk, the editing software I use open on one panel, it starts rendering something, I switch to SDMB while I wait. I also work very late, but when home, I do not post nearly as much, except that one time when I was worried about Foggy in that one thread. :eek: I hope he’s doing better, BTW…and I hope the pope finally get his scepter out of your ass. 
Sorry puppy, I’ll throw a tidbit to troll now and then but I try to refrain from feeding them. Enjoy your brief stay here.
Is there more tailgating going on today than, say, ten years ago? It sure seems like it…
T’other day, I’m on the freeway…in the slow lane. Slow lane, but still going 65. (Legal limit.) Jackass crawls right up behind me, within three car lengths. Damn, that’s scary. I don’t speed up. He flashes his lights at me! I don’t speed up. He passes me…making sure that he has two wheels in my lane on the freeway.
I did not submit to road rage behavior – I didn’t do anything – but I was furious. This sort of thing seems to be more commonplace today than ever before…
Trinopus (road sullen)
…and on some unknown message board tonite, in the vastness of the interwebs, is undoubtedly the other driver, doing whatever the equivalent of Pitting is over there, complaining about this horseshit-for-brains nincompoop who almost got him killed when he tried to pass him.
Smart like train… and lucky too!
Awesome.
I’m amazed at how easy it is for people to troll this board.