This fucker rides my ass for about a mile or so, I’m even going 5 over the speed limit, taking various turns left and right, and still he’s behind me. :mad: Obviously he’s going the same way I am, and maybe he’s a little pissed to still be behind me, but that is no excuse for how he passed me:
I’m going 40 mph, speed limit’s 35, he’s on my rear and trying to get around. the entire road is a tiny little shit trail, most of it double yellow lines cause it’s so windy, and even the few parts that you can pass on are small and dangerous to even attempt it. So, he’s trying to get around and I see a couple swerves to the left, he finally gets the nerve to pass and goes for it…on the double yellow!! Stupid fucker, so I do what I always do to teach those sons of bitches a lesson…stomp the gas! Just as I hoped, here’s the on coming traffic. It didn’t take that moron long to realize he’d made a big mistake trying to pass me…I’m the Train bitch! He puts that peddle down like his life depended on it (it did in fact), and finally passes just in time. People over here hardly honk their horns, but I can’t believe there wasn’t some blasts over this one, maybe the poor girl in the on-coming car shit her pants so bad she couldn’t honk. I know how dangerous of a game this is to play, but after having several idiots pass me on a double yellow and not get pulled over, I took it upon myself a long time ago to scare them into never doing it again. That fucker didn’t even slow down after that, I guess the adrenaline just went to his head and made him twice as mad. I tried chasing the bastard down, but he’d gone completely insane and was now speeding 50 or 60 down this tiny road. I’m not entirely suicidal, so after getting up to 50 and he was still pulling away from me I backed down (also I don’t speed for fear of Johnny woo-woo, I’ve never gotten a ticket and I’d like to keep it that way).
Does no one understand what the two yellow lines mean anymore?! Stupid Fuckers! Not only is tailgating illegal, it’s stupid, there is nothing so important that you have to try and push someone down the road. When somebodies going too slow for me to deal with, say 30 in a 35, and I’m in a bad mood or something, I actually slow down to 25 and take some deep breaths, let the other car get ahead, then after a while I can no resume at 35, simple as that, it even calms me down and dissapates the heat. The last thing you want to do while driving is get angry. :smack:
You’re both jackasses but since he was able to complete his pass and probably would have done it easier without you trying to kill him I vote you’re worse.
Agreed, but jackass #1 initiated jackass #2’s response. Besides, just 'cause I made it difficult didn’t mean it wouldn’t have been succesful, I’ve seen closer calls with no help from me (not that I was trying to actually cause an accident, merely trying to scare the bastard, I would’ve let him over anyway at the last second if necessary)
I especially love it when they tailgate you but you can’t go any faster because of the car in front of you. Yeah asshole riding my ass and putting me in danger is going to make the car in front of me go faster.
What can I say, I’ve got fiery red hair and a temper to match, I have to tell myself to be calm, and it doesn’t happen right away, especially when dealing with split-second shit like this
Let us teach them together Drunky Smurf, they will fear the day they messed with the Smurf Train!
I don’t suppose any consideration was given to traffic that might potentially be on the other side of the road?
Love it or hate it, when you drive you’re part of a community out there and you should act responsibly for the sake of others. Slowing down or backing off won’t kill you even if the other driver’s being a jerk. Remember, those aren’t just cars. There’s peope in them. Don’t play dangerous games.
Those who refer to themselves with third person metaphors are just as big of assholes as the tailgaters, though for an entirely different reason.
You don’t need to risk someone elses’s life (the oncoming car) just so you can feel like you taught someone a lesson. You sir - suck at this game called life. I ban you from my dungeon!
One more thing…any nuts for brains who passes on the double yellow just put their life and everyone elses in severe danger, I just want them to know how much. I don’t drive stupid, just not worth it, but I’ll assist someone who is stupid with no hesitation, by shoving their stupidity down their throat, along with their balls.
If the other drivers split second decision had been “It’s better to run the car on my passenger side off the road than to take a head-on collision!” you both could be relishing your victories over each other while watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns from your hospital beds.
The thing is, he still does not know how much danger he was in… because he’s stupid. He’s an idiot who does not understand what he was doing. No brains. So he cannot learn by your demonstration. He does not feel at all bad, or chastised by your actions.
You on the other hand, are (self proclaimed) not stupid. Not at all.
What an incredibly woolheaded thing to do. Driving is a dangerous activity and you should not be attempting to use your car as a tool to teach people to drive the way you think they should. And then bragging about it? What are you, 12? Either way, you’re too emotionally immature to be driving.
I’m the Train, remember? My track, and I doubt he’d wanna’ wrestle with a truck in a little piece of shit mobile. He also could’ve slammed on the brakes and swerved back behind where he belonged.
Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of one-liners for ya’. There is a reason they call me the Bosstrain BTW.
