That’s my explanation.
So dude: what is, like, your pronoun? Have a chai and chill.
I know you were intending to hurt my feelings with that post. But you did the opposite, you made me laugh out loud!
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I said marketing was a cool career for 20-somethings. You get tossed in a posh building in downtown with a bunch of ladies who were former pursuers of MRS Degrees. Pay wasn’t outstanding but it was decent. Easy to burn out though. I’m now seeking a degree in penetration testing.
Similar to soy boy. Soy face is gender neutral.
My first thought was that if that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s totally unfunny and badly written.
But then I remembered that you’re this priceless asshole. You might even be Urbanredneck’s sock, although even he doesn’t quite match you on the scale of pure unmitigated slack-jawed knuckle-dragging ignorance. Or maybe a sock of our short-lived redneck poster from the oil rigs, the one who lamented that the guy who fell 50 stories while building a condo for disgusting gays never even got a plack.
What I got out of this is that you aspire to making a lot of money as a huckster and consider Hooter’s and strip clubs the epitome of fine culture, and have nothing but contempt for the arts, journalism, non-profits, and today’s young people. None of which is surprising now that I’ve seen your previous work. Unfortunately I wasted my time reading that before I realized that you were the asshole who first brought the above Chick-Fil-A scandal to our attention. Now I want the last 20 seconds of my life back.
I also note that you specialize in dispensing dating advice, like this gem over here: all women know that a man can kill them with their bare hands, so it’s important to put them at their ease by faking empathy. Men need to be coached to do this sort of thing, then women will succumb to their will.
You know what? I not only want the last 20 seconds of my life back, but I feel like I need a shower to wash off the lingering stench.
That one I hadn’t even seen!
Turn off Fox News, OP. Get some fresh air.
Wanker.
Real talk, I thought it meant “Doktor Turd Guy.” What version is the one that paints you as a narcissistic Machiavellian?
It can’t be “Dark Triad Guy” because that’s a silly name and nobody in their right mind would think you particularly dark or conniving for using it.
Seriously? DkTrdGuy sounds like DickTurdGuy, not “Dark Triad Guy”.
“Something more sinister”, as in you being a troll?
Rational, assertive, ambitions and confident?
I have to admit to being rather impressed. But you forgot trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent.
Whoa, whoa… You mean it WASN’T performance art or some kind of satire? Seriously? The guy was serious? He meant that… whatever it was…
Really?
Really???
This reminds of the time a fire and brimstone preacher stood in front of me and demanded to know my reaction to his ranting. All I could think to say was, “Um, this doesn’t concern me.”
Those spam accounts on Facebook aren’t your friends, and the hot chicks in the stock photos are not who you’ve been jerking off with.
Not seen in evidence
Nope, being assertive means confidence without aggression. Being truly assertive requires a sense of calm and positivity. You do not have the qualities.
Possible, impossible to say. I think you probably just like putting on the airs of ambition. You’re probably in reality a bitter loser who thinks by acting like an internet tough guy you can wash off the stink of your failures.
Not seen in evidence. You strike me as being a scared little coward hiding behind a keyboard. Having served in the army, I’ve seen a lot of senior officer who exude confidence. They don’t sound like you. Real confidence is silent, not boisterous. Again, you have all the hallmarks of sniveling internet bully, whose personal life is a mess and filled with failure. You adopt this persona to try to make people believe you are something that you’re not.
Donald Trump hates loser. He would definitely hate you.
“anyone who calls me out when I act like a fucking pig in public.”
Soy boy?
Alternative way of saying “cuck”, apparently. Unmanly.
Soy boy/face:
Well, you have soy. Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production. Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women.
Troll wanker.
All I know is this Guy seems very proud of his DarkTurds.
Thanks, much better.