I pit the Neurotic Millenial!

[running_coach]

@DkTrdGuy

Soy boy/face:

Well, you have soy.** Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production.** Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women.

Which you’re wrong about.

The concerns about the estrogen-like activities of soy have caused some to worry that soy products could decrease a man’s testosterone, but clinical studies don’t support this fear. There are at least two reports of men who have experienced feminizing changes in their bodies (one of whom had Type 1 diabetes) afterconsuming high doses of soy, but even at higher-than-average rates of consumption – higher even than what’s typical among Asian cultures – science has found no evidence to caution men against eating soy. In fact, men may even benefit from some dietary soy, as it seems to decrease prostate cancer risk.

[bobot]

I tried really hard not to feed the troll, but…Polaroid? I thought all the cool kids were using Kodachrome.

[wolfpup]

Since it’s now clear that the OP wasn’t a bad attempt at satire but was meant to shit-disturb, it’s obvious that the poster is a troll who is only here to annoy. He’s not even an entertaining troll but a very low-functioning one, and is best ignored. I know it’s hard to do in the Pit, but trolls thrive on negative attention because it’s generally the only attention they ever get.

[Morgenstern]

@DkTrdGuy

… I’m now seeking a degree in penetration testing.

…

Talk to Shagnasty. He’s our penetration expert. He penetrates more than the rest of us combined.

[Fuji]

@DkTrdGuy

–People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister.

I’m almost convinced this is a Bragnasty sock. All I need to clinch it is a mention of a goose and the sense God gave it…

[CalMeacham]

@RTFirefly

Single Jewish Woman.

That, honestly, was my first thought.

[octopus]

I hate to be the poster lower than even SJW or millennials but it’s Cap’n Crunch.

[QuickSilver]

@Fuji

I’m almost convinced this is a Bragnasty sock. All I need to clinch it is a mention of a goose and the sense God gave it…

You’re like that guy, with the hat, and the pipe, and the loop. Elementary!

[Morgenstern]

@octopus

I hate to be the poster lower than even SJW or millennials but it’s Cap’n Crunch.

Well, you’re almost there.

[Fuji]

@QuickSilver

You’re like that guy, with the hat, and the pipe, and the loop. Elementary!

I’m sorry - did you soy something?

[QuickSilver]

@Fuji

I’m sorry - did you soy something?

Isn’t there a research paper you’re supposed to be busy avoiding?

[wguy123]

DuckTurdGuy: Don’t you have a food court at the mall you need to be surveilling? Probably a long line of SJW soy-faces ordering Chik-fil-a right now!

[jz78817]

@DkTrdGuy

Soy boy/face:

Well, you have soy. Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production. Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women.

well, those of you can go back to Infowars and buy Alex Jones’s nonsense bullshit products.

you know, so you can be a “real man.”

[Pantastic]

@Sunny_Daze

Oh hey, it’s you, the 48 laws guy.

You are batshit crazy. Please fuck off.

He’s also the ‘saw a SJW’s boyfriend eating at Chik-fil-a and now have dirt on him, how do I use it?’ guy. I feel like the 48 laws thread would have been better if he tried to defend his position, the fire-and-forget thing is pretty weak. Really seems like he wants to be edgy and manipulative but just isn’t very good at it.

[Sunny_Daze]

I always read it as dark turd myself.

@running_coach

Which you’re wrong about.

Spitting into the wind, debating with this one.

He is also the frog pajama guy. Maybe we should keep him.

[Inner_Stickler]

I’ve never had avocado toast but I don’t enjoy Hooters. I do eat meat (too much, probably) but I also eat soy products as well. Am I still a Neurotic Millenial[sup]®[/sup]?

[running_coach]

@Sunny_Daze

I always read it as dark turd myself.

Spitting into the wind, debating with this one.

Just yesterday, I tugged on Superman’s cape.

[Fuji]

@QuickSilver

Isn’t there a research paper you’re supposed to be busy avoiding?

Dropped the class today, as a matter of fact! But thanks for asking.

That wasn’t a typo in my last post. I was trying to be punny…

[eulalia]

@Darren_Garrison

For some reason, I always mentally filled it in as “Duck Turd.”

Me too.

[tomndebb]

@DkTrdGuy

-Dark Triad Guy
–People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister.

You appear to mistake your rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for existing.