I pit the people of the United States of America.

Environmental protections? Gone.

FCC privacy protections? Gone.

Net neutrality? On death’s door.

And now, congressional Republicans have announced they have the votes to pass their highly unpopular tax plan that will give a $682 billion gift to corporations and add $1 trillion to the national deficit. And they’re voting on it tonight.

The blame for this lies squarely on the shoulders of the American people. Aside from the wealthy class of donors who know exactly what they are doing, Republicans won control of the entire government because their voters are are about as sharp as a bag of wet hair. Some buy into the GOP narrative hook, line, and sinker and remain willfully ignorant to the overwhelming evidence that they are being lied to. They see intelligence as scary and evil. They denounce science because they’re too stupid to understand it. Others are single issue voters who don’t care what their party does as long as hurts the fags. And yet even others are a frightening group of white nationalists who truly believe their God-King Trump will save the pure white race from the raping and pillaging hordes of brown people who are just trying to get by on $4 an hour. They are ruled by hate and fear. Fuck you, you racist, ignorant, homophobic, sanctimonious piles of human garbage.

There’s no less blame on the other side. Left-wing ideals have become such a laughingstock that to be called a “social justice warrior” is an insult. Progressivism is viewed entirely as a Tumblr caricature. There was a movement called Occupy that had a real chance of bringing change, and they completely blew it. They rallied, they made noise, and they got attention. But once the news cameras were focused on them, it was all deer in headlights. “Demands? Wait, what are our demands, guys? Shit, we got high and forgot to meet about that. Bummer.” What’s more, Congressional Democrats have taken a back seat through this entire governmental clusterfuck. What are the possible political consequences for standing up and drawing the world’s attention to the bold-faced lies of the Republicans? They have no majority to lose. You had a chance to fire up your voters while at the same time ironically doing the right thing. But that chance to stand up and save this train wreck has passed. You have no discernible agenda. You have no balls. The only congressional Democrats currently in the news are sexual predators. If you win anything come midterms, thank your lucky fucking stars, because apparently God too has had it with this bullshit. Fuck you, you cowardly, weak-willed mound of spineless amoebae.

The rest of you 41% who couldn’t even be bothered to get off your asses and vote. Some of you refused to vote for Hillary because Bernie got the shaft. Some of you just didn’t feel like it. Whatever the reason, you don’t deserve a paragraph the size of the others. You’ve gotten so comfortable in your cozy little amniotic sac of filled with Starbucks, Walmart, and Dancing with the Stars that you don’t even glance back to see how thoroughly you’re being fucked. Some countries just got their democracy and wait in polling lines for hours on end and at the threat of violence. You, you inattentive, underachieving waste of flesh, you didn’t go because you didn’t feel like putting shoes on.

Finally, I pit myself. I’m nearing the completion of a master’s degree in social work, and I haven’t engaged in one iota of community action. I joined Represent.Us, sat on one conference call, felt proud of myself, then went back to porn and video games because I decided “I didn’t have enough time.” Fuck me for being a self-satisfied, lazy shitstick.

The United States is in a state of decline. The balance has tipped too far. We allowed ourselves to be ruled by an elite wealthy class, and now we will be the ones paying for it.

When has it been any different in the USA? … I heard this exact same rhetoric as a youth, and the USA is stronger than ever … I heard this rhetoric when I was a young adult, and the USA is stronger than ever … I’m hearing this rhetoric now in my dodderhood, yet again the USA is stronger than it ever has been before …

Three generations of American who were supposed to be not as well off as the previous … and it never has happened …

This is all about YOU being a total idiot … you’re just not smart enough to get ahead in our system … go flip your burgers, that’s all you’re good for … don’t like it, get the fuck out, there’s ten million Mexicans who will take your job and be happy about it and not be a whinny cry-babies …
Whatever else that might be said of the American Dream … everybody else’s dream is a green card … that will never change …

Stupid hillbilly … [move to where it’s legal and] smoke some pot and settle down, will ya …

Really looking forward to China’s tenure as global superpower. No doubt in time they’ll get as complacent as the UK, then the USA did, but I trust we all agree it’s time for a change.

I’m already planning to make chicken feet with black bean sauce for the next Ching Ming Festival, just in case.

For Tomb sweeping day?

I’d be curious to know how many outraged people on this message board made calls to the senators who were fence riders who might vote against this piece of shit tax bill. Anyone? My wife and I called eight senators and left messages asking them to vote ‘no’ and giving reasons why. Anybody else? OP? If you don’t make your voices heard, then just bend over and enjoy the ass-fucking.

Do Senators from states other than your own even consider your opinion? Serious question.

No, this decline has indeed happened; whether you’re not aware of it doesn’t matter.

I heartily endorse this pitting. Excellent use of language and imagery. 9.5/10

I didn’t but I did make phone calls last year and went door to door (enduring a few nasty people along the way) to try to get people not to vote for Trump. It doesn’t matter. It’s not like people can’t educate themselves; they just don’t want to. It’s impossible to win with people like that. Sure, I’ll vote and be active but don’t blame people on the left for being cynical. The Republicans today know that the tax bill isn’t popular and that it’s going to be less popular as time elapses. They don’t care. This was a payback to their donors, plain and simple, and this was their last chance to repay them. See it for what it is. See our “democracy” for what it is: a plutocracy.

The rat bastards currently get money and influence from out-of-state interests-why shouldn’t they also receive attention from out-of-state voters that will be effected by their decisions?

They’ll only be effected by their decisions if they outlaw abortion, and then it will still be 18 years before they can vote.

OP, you raise valid points, it’s just unfortunate that you undermine them with such broad-brush rhetoric. Perhaps I can clarify my own position by responding to this idiot:

This, and the rest of your drivel, is a completely useless response, as I might have expected from the familiar scattering of ellipses everywhere like the splatterings of a diarrhetic monkey.

No one questions the vast wealth and natural resources of the US, its world-leading infrastructure in research and education and technology, and the vast pool of talent associated with it. In short, the best universities in the world, among the best research and most innovative R&D in the world, and some of the smartest scientists and engineers in the world. And no one questions that relative to most of the world, life is basically good and for the most part filled with ample opportunity for most people.

The question is, however, whether on important metrics like quality of life and effective governance things are on the decline or not. It’s an important question worth asking, and to examine analytically and dispassionately. Arrogantly dismissing anyone who asks the question as a traitorous beatnik who should get the hell out is so 1950s, so unthinking and so stupidly unproductive. No society, no matter how great, is invulnerable to the slow and incremental ravages of ongoing dysfunction. That virtually the entire fabric of the federal government is right at this moment in a state of rather remarkable dysfunction should in my view lend particular urgency – in addition to the points raised by the OP – to the value of considering this question.

They don’t particularly care much.

The OP is part of the problem. Saying that everyone is equally to blame absolves the people who are actually doing this of their responsibility. You want to end these problems? Vote Republican conservatives out of office.

Back in my single days, in Vegas, I knew a lady named Linda who loved this!

I’ve submitted comments online to my Congressman, and the form requires a zip code prior to submission. Presumably to tell who is an actual constituent.

Right. So what are Chefguy and Czarcasm going on about?

He also left out the Jill Stein voters.

From the left wing strategic point of view, it really shouldn’t have mattered that HRC wasn’t leftist enough, or that she had a private email server, or even that she didn’t seem to have clear proposals for her administration should she have won. Most of what we are now seeing and ranting about would not be happening. There would be no cabinet of oppositionist and incompetent billionaires. We would not have the most regressive tax reform LAW in American history. The SCOTUS seat now occupied by Neil Gorsuch would likely remain vacant, which would have been better for us. We wouldn’t have an AG who is champing at the bit to unleash the attack on state-sanctioned medical and recreational MJ. And if HRC really would have instigated a conflict with Russia, as some claimed, it would have likely been less alarming than what seems possible in with regard to the North Korea situation.

Obligatory (probably NSFW) Family Guy clip.