I pit the Pizza Hut in Franklin, VA

[BigT]

Have you eaten Pizza Hut elsewhere? I’ve never had that problem with pizza from mine, but I do know some people who just always have problems with particular restaurants. (And it’s been a while, and I here they’ve changed their recipes.)

Because, yeah, that experience does sound more like food poisoning–unless that’s always your reaction to Pizza Hut pizza.

[Gatopescado]

There is no “T” in Pizza.

[Kimballkid]

@dropzone

Unless you live somewhere outside Chicagoland or the NYC area. Then you’re fucked, with “pizza” being tomato paste, bologna, and Velveeta on a frozen crust.

Complete and utter bullshit. I’ve had pizza in New York City and, trust me, it ain’t all that. I ended up throwing it away because it sucked so bad.

[digs]

@Kimballkid

Complete and utter bullshit. I’ve had pizza in New York City and, trust me, it ain’t all that. I ended up throwing it away because it sucked so bad.

No, no, no… you have to go to Brooklyn during “Pizza Wars” where every italian joint starts handing out slices for a buck.

I’ll tell ya… there’s some great NY pizza (Juliana’s), exceeded only by the deep dish in Chicago (Uno’s, Giardano’s). But I’ve also had great pizza in SF (Bravo’s), New Haven (Frank Pepe’s), Urbana (Garcia’s), Minneapolis (Punch Bros), and Hopewell, NJ (Nomad).
Weirdly, the best ever was from a street cart in Paris. Thirty years ago ::sigh:: probably isn’t there any more.

[kayaker]

@Askthepizzaguy

support local pizza places.

Yep, Dommy’s Pizza!!

[gigi]

@Bryan_Ekers

But Michelin gave it two stars!

The tire place?

@digs

exceeded only by the deep dish in Chicago (Uno’s, Giardano’s)

Giordano’s does on-line mail order! When will my birthday get here!

[Kimballkid]

@Bryan_Ekers

But Michelin gave it two stars!

@gigi

The tire place?

Two valve stems?

[Ike_Witt]

@gigi

The tire place?

Yeah, the tire people. They originally started the guide in order to promote driving, so people would need to buy new tires.

[russian_heel]

Wow the OP sure knows how to go all out for old Mom. Pizza Hut??? What, McDonalds and Hardee’s were off the table?
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[wolfpup]

@Hampshire

Next time Eat At Joe’s!

According to the website, “Joes Pizza and Pasta Palace is a hometown favorite for many people whom live in and around the City of Franklin, VA.”

Maybe even as a kid, when all the kids whom lived in and around the City of Franklin, VA, were supposed to be in grammar class, Joe was in the kitchen learning to make pizza sauce. “The grammar, she is for wusses,” said Joe. “Me, I learn make-a da best pizza.” If so, everyone whom eats at Joe’s will like it.

[digs]

@wolfpup

“The grammar, she is for wusses,” said Joe. “Me, I learn make-a da best pizza.” If so, everyone whom eats at Joe’s will like it.

Thanking you lots! : previousrolleyes :
Now I’m-a gunna talk weeth de bad E-talian accen’ alluh day!

(Mayyyybe be de problema cuzza I teacha de school, no?)

[elucidator]

At Whatsamatta U.?

[CoastalMaineiac]

@ekedolphin

If you’re ever passing through Franklin, Virginia, don’t bother going to the Pizza Hut there. They have terrible customer service, and the half-pepperoni-and-mushroom, half-Veggie Lover’s stuffed crust pizza forced both my mother and I to chase it with Pepto Bismol to avoid throwing it back up. Just to be on the safe side, we threw away the half of the pizza that we didn’t eat. And now Mom, on Mother’s Day, has diarrhea from it.

Fool me twice, shame on me: This is not the first time we’ve been underwhelmed by their customer service, though it’s the first time their pizza actually made us sick. Mom wanted to go to Don Pancho’s, the great Mexican restaurant in town, but I said, “Let’s give the fuckers [at Pizza Hut] one last chance.” Should have listened to Mom. This was the fuckers’ one last chance, and they blew it. Next time, Don Pancho’s. Or if I really want pizza, we’ll do the Italian place, or Domino’s.

Why would anyone actually choose to eat at Pizza Hut? Seriously, the pizza slices that have set in the warmer at Circle K for three hours taste better than anything I can get at Pizza Hut! The only pizza worse than Pizza Hut is probably Little Caesar’s, which doesn’t even really deserve to be called pizza.

[actualliberalnotoneofthose]

@wolfpup

That’s absolutely not true. Pizza isn’t like great sushi which requires ingredients to be flown in from all over the world

You need NYC tap water.

[bienville]

I had no idea where Franklin, VA might be so I brought it up on Google Maps.

I’d just like to say that Pond B-2 is a really stupid name for a pond. Your ponds suck and probably give people diarrhea. Fuck your ponds.

Cool Spring Island seems cool though.

If you click on the Franklin Pizza Hut on the Google Map, one of the reviews says that there was “fecaltater splashed on the toilet bowl” so I would advise against the potatoes as well.

[gigi]

@CoastalMaineiac

Why would anyone actually choose to eat at Pizza Hut? Seriously, the pizza slices that have set in the warmer at Circle K for three hours taste better than anything I can get at Pizza Hut! The only pizza worse than Pizza Hut is probably Little Caesar’s, which doesn’t even really deserve to be called pizza.

I love Pizza Hut and I am sad that ours shut down. Which doesn’t mean I don’t also enjoy the local places.

@actualliberalnotoneofthose

You need NYC tap water.

No joke, friends of friends up here were going to try to make a go of an authentic New York City bagel place, and they had some scheme to get NYC water brought up here?! They did not last long.