I pit thee, women's clothing and undergarments!

All at once? 'Cause if you could get all of their bras off at once, I suspect you’d be the new Dope idol.

E.

What remove? You did then what you do now…tug, loosen, pull to the side or otherwise free the necessary areas of attack and get on with it. Anybody who was a teenager who owned a Volkswagen could tell you that complete nudity was never even considered. :stuck_out_tongue:

Then again, if you go further back to, say, Roman times, it probably took longer to put the toga back on after than to remove it.

That’s what I thought, what with all the wrapping.

I find a little fumbling to be endearing at times. It’s rather sweet when your guy is having a little trouble with your clothes, from nervousness, arousal, or both. Besides, it makes up for the fact that I can’t get someone’s belt unbuckled without help. :smiley:

cheers and whistles

Oh, wait… you replaced it with simple clothing. Dang. :smiley:

:confused: You were a teenager with a Volkswagen back in the 1800’s? :wink:

Said a man of his small Morris Minor:
“For petting, it couldn’t be finer,
But for love’s consummation
A wagon called station
Would offer a playground diviner.”

In the Victorian age, bloomers usually had an opening between the legs* so the lady could answer a call of nature without having to fumble endlessly with her clothing. I’m sure that many a man took advantage of his wife’s crotchless drawers.

Before that, ladies didn’t usually wear any sort of underpants. They wore multiple petticoats, and stockings with garters, but other than that, they were as bare as an egg beneath their skirts.

  • Sometimes, they were constucted like two tubes of fabric sewn to a waist band, with the inside of the upper thigh cut away a bit.

Just rip the clothes off. It’ll be really hot and passionate, AND she’ll eventually start wearing more practical clothes.

First Mtgman and now you! Guys, I have to warn you that this might not really be the best strategy for a satisfying sexual experience. No matter how attracted she is to you, she might not be thrilled about having her favorite blouse or dress ruined, or even a fancy piece of lingerie.

Even if she doesn’t mind it the first time, what will you do for an encore? Are you just planning to go on tearing her clothes off at every subsequent romantic encounter? Do you really want to become known all over campus as “Jack the Ripper”? Is that really going to get you more dates?

Plus if you follow Mtgman’s advice about paying for replacements like a gentleman, this could end up costing you serious bux. A decent-quality fancy bra can run you $20–$30 or more: ouch! Shoot, even a fancy pair of stockings can cost close to that much.

Haven’t you heard Bill Engvall on this?

This never works. If there isn’t already a rip in them, they don’t tear. Then you’re just yankin’ on their underwear. “Thanks for the wedgie, Romeo.”

I don’t see what the big deal is.

I just leave all that stuff on. Why bother? In my experience, 30 seconds later she’s just going to have to put it back on again.

Amen to this. “What’s that you say? You’ve had your feet and your ass in the same nylon bag all day? Well I can’t wait to get in there!” Okay, it’s not that bad, but still.

Do 7th and 8th-graders no longer snap brastraps? With the exception of a couple corset-bustier type things, they all work on the same simple principle.

That probably forbidden today, as a form of sexual harassment.

To be fair, if your date’s wearing one of those very short or high-slit skirts to let you see her legs (which most guys don’t seem to complain about!), she’s pretty much stuck with wearing pantyhose. Bare legs just don’t go with most shoes and most skirts, especially when it’s not summer, and exposed thigh-highs or garters under a short or slit skirt are generally still considered a little too slutty-looking for wearing in public.

Personally, I think the somewhat longer skirts with stockings and garters are the best option. They’re actually more comfortable and convenient than pantyhose, too (we all know that despite what you see in lingerie ads, the underpants, if any, actually go on over the garters, right?). And if you get a run in one of the stockings, you don’t have to throw out both of them!

Wtf, who takes their bra off that way?? I don’t even put my bra ON that way, I put it on the way it’s worn, reach around back and fasten it without looking at it.

It’s not rocket science, people, it’s a bra.

Just borrow one of her bras, bundle up some towels until the bra fits nicely, and then have at it. The trick to removing hook-and-eye bras with one hand is to pin down one side with your thumb (or finger. I can’t remember which side is which and I’m wearing a sports bra at the moment) and slide your finger (or thumb) over the other digit, making sure you’re pressing hard enough not to just slide over the fabric.

It’s less complicated than it sounds, really. It’s just like rubbing the outside of your finger with your thumb, except there’s fabric and flesh involved. Careful if you have short nails though, as those hooks can easily slip under the nail and dig into the quick. I’ve drawn blood that way, which is why I use two hands to undo my bra despite the fiddliness.

Almost every single woman I’ve been intimate with. That’s over three hundred, simultaneously.

I do put mine on that way, but there’s no need to take it off like that–really, it’s just a waste of time. It’s easier to put it on, because it’s awkward to try and fiddle with the catch behind your back, especially if it has a double or triple hook. But to take it off? Easy as pie. Even my boyfriend can do it after a little practice. Maybe that’s your problem, boys, you haven’t practised enough :stuck_out_tongue:

Seconded.

And maybe you need to talk to Praetor, the Bra-Removing Wonder. He can unhook mine without me even knowing. He’s also usually faster at unhooking than I am. (Guess he’s got more incentive :wink: )

Alexander Pope put it best some centuries ago.

But if to charms more latent you pretend
What lines encompass and what works defend!
Dangers on dangers, obstacles by dozens,
Spies, guardians, guests, old women, aunts and cousins.

Could you directly to her person go,
Stays will obstruct above and hoops below,
And if the dame says yes, the dress says no!

From one of the Imitations of Horace