I pit this threat to traditional marriage!

This is horribly cynical, but I can’t understand why some lawyer, somewhere, didn’t try to team up with the husband-for-a-day, fight the annulment, and take that silly girl for half of all she’s got. It would have been a fitting reward for her little stunt.

Well, thank God marriage is still sanctified, anyway.

Different Jason Alexander.

Sounds like a typical publicity stunt which seems to be working. Oh, Britney, she’s so crazy. She got all boozed up and got married.

More bald or less bald?

The story I read discussed the community property laws applying and said that he’d be entitled to half of what she acquired only during the term of the marriage. So he’d be entitled to, what? Maybe two days’ worth of her income. Probably not enough for a decent profit after lawyers’ fees in any open court battle. Much better to take a quiet, unpublicized settlement for not putting up a fight, which is my completely uninformed guess at what’s happened.

Less. He looks kinda like Fred Savage from The Wonder Years, but not quite as menacing.

Here is a picture of the ex-Mr. Britney, for those who are interested.

[Brad Pitt voice from The Mexican]
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[/Brad Pitt voice from The Mexican]

Uhhh… that would be:
Camaroooo

Plaintiff Spears lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage," the annulment petition said.
Judicial notice that she is a complete idiot.

You said it all. Great post Aries.

More. Just not on top of his head.

In spite of being married for only 55 hours, singer Britney Spears says she believes in the “sanctity of marriage.”

Then why did she get married as a joke? She says it’s not her fault, it’s Las Vegas’ fault. “She says the city took her over.”

Grrrrr. Something about this CHILD makes me want to slap her.

The actual quote was “I do believe in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do.” Like, totally. :rolleyes:

Sadly, it is too late for Britney, but fortunately for the rest of America the “Bush Marriage Training Program” is soon to be up and running.

Look, i agree completely with you all about how incredibly moronic that girl is. Heck, if i see her across the street, i’d run up and slap her.

The thing is, she was over her head in love with Justin. They broke up, her heart shattered.
He seems to be going splendid! Not only he doesn’t have the media hounding him for his choices, he’s also dating an older woman.
VS
She already knows that no matter what, she’ll get criticized… thus acting on impulses…she’s very lonely and probably still aches for Justin while he seems to be well over her.

Cry me a fucking river, i know.

Waiting to be flamed.