I am sure this is hard for him to deal with:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html
I get “Spears surprises family with wedding”.
:smack:
NM.
I thought you meant the guy from Seinfeld :smack:
I, for one, thought you meant the other Jason Alexander–especially given your username.
So does anybody know what the over/under is on how long Britney’s second marriage of 2004 will last?
me too.
Duckman.
Yeah, I figured we were supposed to start praying that he might actually have a succesful sitcom this time.
I bet that she is pregnant and will love him eternally until at least September of next year.
Boy, aren’t you the cheery little optimist. 
I give it less than a year.
I know God is supposed to be omnipotent - but really . . .
:looks at watch:
Well, gee, she’s got about 24 hours before it’s lasted longer than the first one…
I too was wondering what Britney had to do with the fat guy* from Seinfeld …
- “Fat” being a description, not a dis. I happen to like big guys, if you must know.
Imagine going into pre-school on Monday and announcing that Britney Spears is now your new mommy. 
Happy
New stepmommy, and Mommy with the capital-M and the uterus of record is pissed. Apparently she had no notice that her child was going to be on the cover of People magazine a couple of weeks ago and is not thrilled with the compromise of his security. Britney has also never met the second child, the one who was born after Mr. Federline proposed.
Were I Shar Jackson, I’d be on the phone to an attorney first thing in the A.M. to ensure that serial-poptart-bride never ever gets any unsupervised time with my children so long as I drew breath on the planet.
How you doin’?
Why? Is she some kind of child molester? Or do you think the child might become a brainless poptart just through occasional contact?
I give it 18 months.
I’m feeling generous.
Just another example of how hetros are upholding the sanctity of marriage
May I be the first to say…
BAND NAME!
I say the SPTB celebrates New Year’s Eve newly singled and ends up married to an Elvis Impersonator at the Drive Thru Chapel of Love in Vegas by sunup.