Yep. Britney and Jennifer are shining examples, aren’t they?
Damn. I just rolled my eyes so hard I think my contacts got stuck in back!
You people are missing the point.
They served freakin’ chicken fingers at the reception.
Thats because there were no fish sticks available.
But seriously, what kind of smart coice of husband is this?
He dumps his girlfriend who was pregnant, how stable a husband will he be?
Inquiring minds will find out!
Not to mention that he apparently hasn’t worked for quite some time, and gets an allowance from Britney. I just hope she was intelligent enough to get a prenup. Chances are she wasn’t.
I wonder what he does for this “allowance”.
She wore white. I knew she was still a virgin!
:rolleyes: Gifts included such “around the house” items as new hubcaps, jackstands, and skirting.
Do you have a problem with chicken fingers at weddings, or are you upset because Britney has money to burn and yet served chicken fingers at her wedding reception?
I’ve never been a fan of prenups but I hope Britney had one. She has more people to think about than just herself if this marriage goes down the tubes.
Don’t get me started on the BabyDaddy she picked, either.
What a great sig line, if I do say so myself.
What a great sig line, if I do say so myself.
It just seems so – white trash. Unlike every other single thing about this wedding.
You just know it’s a slow news day in the middle of a presidential election when the media has kittens over the second wedding of America’s slutpuppy.
Were the Olsen Twins the bridesmaids?
Better that than salad fingers!
I wonder if they came from KFC?
I just hope that Britney’s not preggers. Lord knows the gene pool’s in bad enough shape already without her contributing to it.
Supposedly she did not get a prenup even though her mother pressed her to get one. Britney said she was “in love” and decided on no prenup. :dubious:
There is already a SDMB Death Pool… why not start a SDMB Divorce Pool?
We can list all the couples that won’t make it through 2005…
It’s malign fun.
I heard on the radio today that the reception was in an Irish bar, and all the guests had to pay for their own drinks.
Even worse, everybody had to change into velour tracksuits (pink for the ladies, white for the gents) that had ‘pimp’ written on the back :eek:
There’s no guarantee that J-Lo’s or Britney’s marriages will last at least longer than the time it takes for the page to load and we post our guess.
Chicken fingers at a wedding reception is trashy?
Okaaaaaaay …
I assume on the girl’s tracksuits, it was written across the butt.
Wait…they’re still married? :dubious: