Nonsense. I got a nice bag of weed once. We all had a nice party after work.
Oh my fucking shit on a baby! Those are TERRIFIC! I’m going to get them to do that next time! I’ll take a picture and post it, it’ll be awesome! 
i so want to request this the next time i order a pizza but i don’t think i’d have the nerve. i know such requests might annoy me if i worked at a pizza place, especially in the middle of a big rush. my local dominos would probably think i’d lost my mind since i always have a simple order, tip well, and send those cheerful little “thanks for making my dinner” messages when i order online.
We can ignore such a request, if it were a problem. At the place I work, such requests happen once every few months. They’re not unheard of nor are they particularly annoying.
Getting to cut a pizza differently than the same old, same old cut is fun anyway.
Cut and bake my pizza into the shape of klein bottle!
<sigh> Now I can’t think that working at a pizza shop is a possible fallback position for me any more. I simply have NO artistic abilities. Draw a dragon fighting a flamingo??? You might as well as me to fly.
Probably the only way to get your pizza there on time during dinner rush.
Hey look, it’s due in 3 minutes, and there’s rush hour traffic! Neato…
I complain about delivery fees. As many food-ordering web sites remind us, ‘any delivery fee is not a tip for your delivery driver’. It’s just extra money they figure you should pay for the privilege of not sitting at their tables. I don’t think the eatery deserves extra money for the arduous task of putting my food in boxes instead of onto a plate, and handing it to a delivery guy instead of a waiter. These tasks seem equally challenging, to my way of thinking.
In case it was unclear: I wholeheartedly support tipping delivery drivers. They have a shitty job and they’re providing you a goddamn service. Pay the fuck up.
No! :mad: