I Pit your analogy!

Your analogy is nothing like mine. Plus this is supposed to be discussed somewhere else and I can’t find it.

It’s like looking for a needle in a haystack, which means fire would be a quick way to find it, but it would probably ruin the needle. And would definitely ruin the haystack.

Pitting something is like yelling on a street corner about something that caused butthurt.

Your analogy is like comparing washing machine to a cake.

And arguing on the internet is like ice skating on lava.

Please keep your Anal Pit to yourself.

Keeping your pits to yourself is like gnashing your teeth in the woods.

It’s like Global Warming. All warming and no global.

Global warming is like same sex marriage.

Is anybody going to bring up any analogies, or are we going to have to listen to you spouting similes all evening long?

Same sex marriage is like a dumpling eating mashed potatoes.

Dopers pitting analogies is like washing machines marrying mashed potatoes.

And FUCK because Pit!

Awwwww…somebody needs attention.

Some people need attention like a fish needs a bicycle.

Well, how else is the fish to get to the washing machine’s and mashed potatoes’ wedding?

As God is my witness, I thought this lame pitting would fly.

Believing God will save you is stupid. You might as well believe because you are a vegetarian a shark won’t eat you.

You’ll have to pardon me, but I’m still attempting to reset my jaw after reading a statement by FXM in another thread that he participated in anti-Vietnam-War protests. Some rudimentary math would suggest that he is not, as I had previously assumed, a garden variety know-it-all college sophomore, nor a pink-eared troll fresh out of high school and still living with the 'rents.

You have, shall we say, a remarkably youthful style of “debate.”

You could have just said “immature”, but that would be, shall we say, honest.

Look, just because I like a bit of analogy every now and then doesn’t make me a pervert.

My analogies are fucking awesome. Yours suck.

Oh, yes, well, please go and do that then.

And, of course, you don’t want to just stand around in the woods all day gnashing your teeth on nothing but each other, it would wear them out, your dentist would never recommend it; so, find a bear.

Especially if he’s shitting on a Pope.

So what’s the problem with analogues?