My favorite was a woman in my home town that had a “My other car is a Mercedes” license plate frame…on her Mercedes.
A car in my current neighborhood has one that reads “Can’t Sleep - Clowns Will Eat Me” which I find hilarious.
Much better: “My other car is a Rolls Royce”, seen on a Rolls Royce.
My first thought upon reading this thread title was “No he is not bitching about a bumper sticker,” and my next thought after reading the OP was “Yes he is, and it is hilarious!” I’m totally stealing “apples and orangutans,” btw.
But orangutans loooove apples!
I always liked the “My other car is a broomstick” one.
I have a Darwin fish, and a Flying Spaghetti Monster emblem, but I’m sort of scared to put them on my car. Around these here parts, there’s freedom of religion, as long as you’re some sort of Christian.
A few days ago my friend posted, from the drive through line at a restaurant, something about wishing her arms were longer so she could punch the cashier. I responded “Bring a broomstick next time” and about three seconds later she wrote “I had a broomstick…but didn’t want to get off of it…”
Saw one this morning that I loved, but thought I’d hate it when I first started reading it. “Freedom isn’t free…so stop whining and pay your taxes!”
No, that’s exactly what DID happen. Noah and family sank to the bottom of the sea, where they nourished the one-celled organisms who eventually evolved to become us. This is the well-known theory of ID:
Iceberg Design.
That’s a very smart iceberg…one might even call it intelligent.
I saw one today criticizing Obama for No Child Left Behind, which of course was passed during the W administration.
On general I am distrustful of the things because their brief rah rah sloganeering invariably leaves out nuance, subtlety and depth (and ruins the lines of my ride too).
Well, given both objects were a slave to the same currents and wind, chances are very remote that they would ever have collided. Which makes me wonder, has an iceberg ever hit a ship?
All of my bumper stickers lay out detailed policy proposals. They consist of scholarly studies, with footnotes and cross references to academic journals.
Well, this bumper sticker I saw wasn’t political, but I liked it.
“Yes, this is my pickup, and No, I won’t help you move.”
Wow, you must have a huge rear bumper.
(On re-reading, I probably could have phrased that better.)
I’m sorry, but there is nothing I care about enough to make my car look tacky. Bumper stickers are god awful abominations.
The only (to me) acceptable car decorations, are at most, those license plate frames that might identify you as the Alumni of some school or something of that nature. And the silver and unobtrusive magnets out there for similar purposes. Even a Jesus fish is okay as long as it’s magnetic / silver and not a sticker.
I saw my favorite ever bumper sticker while driving in Raleigh, NC:
I’d rather be driving
Raleigh Zen Center
I’ve found Jesus. I’ve got him in the trunk.
Meditation: It’s not what you think.
Not seeing the disconnect.