I pitt he asshol;es who called me a racist while my back was turned.

So, anybody have any thoughts on the OP?

How about “He’s a scrote”?

Sorry, just skipped the thread title, what was it about, just read that it was about an asshole or something, and that you had your back turned.

I do have to admit, I’m always particularly tickled by the bizarre defense: “Group X isn’t a race, so you can’t say I’m a racist! (I’m a bigot, learn your damn terminology!)”
I’ve never quite understood that gambit. It’s similar to: “Semitic languages included but aren’t limited to Hebrew, so I’m not an anti-Semite because I don’t hate Arabs, just Jews.”

But I guess if racists and bigots had tight logic and rhetoric, well…

Starving Artist and Valteron would be more skilled debaters?

More like “If racists and bigots had tight logic and rhetoric, well, they wouldn’t have allowed themselves to become racists or bigots in the first place.”
But I will also accept your answer and wish to inform you that you have won a toaster.

My god, DMC is gay? Noooooooo!

Naw, but I did put on a good act at the Gay Agenda Gathering of America (GAGA) in order to get my free gift. The toaster they were giving away was fabulous, my dear.

Watch out! There are bigots here!

Yes, that’s right. My advice is:

RUN, DMC!

On the other hand, all the gay people should GO TO DMC! GO TO DMC!

In the OP’s defense, some of his best friends aren’t racist.

Just to check: in your world, is LBJ a Republican or is Thurgood Marshall white?

Thurgood Marshall was African-American. That’s, like, totally different.

I think it’s more likely that in SA’s world, Earl Warren is black.

…and a Democrat.

Booooooo…

Or, “I’m not a homophobe. I don’t fear gays; i just dislike them.”

And a stripper.

Would you rather he walk this way?

They don’t have the Internet in Germany?