I pledge allegiance to the ... tube?

[sailor]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/09/15/offbeat.mn.flag.tv.ap/index.html

Unable to buy enough real flags for the new school year, Central High has taken to showing an image of the American flag on classroom TVs while students make the pledge.

A new state law requires school children to say the pledge at least once a week, and the school simply doesn’t have enough flags for that.

Kind of ironic I’d say.

[Doomtrain]

That didn’t take long. Fortunately, my vows to Cthulhu supercede all other vows.