I pose for one stupid photo, and THIS happens.

[RalfCoder]

Hey, MWaG, he may be holding the leash, but you’re the one holding the gun. As long as he doesn’t jerk the leash and spoil your aim before you shoot, you can go any time you want.

Personally, I think it’s be hilarious to make him march before you, holding the leash and doing any stupid little thing you tell him.

(Er, the gun IS loaded, right?)

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Wile_E

Monkeys are so small and light that I think the recoil on the gun would have them shooting all over the place without much accuracy. Now gorillas would probably be more accurate but they’re pacifists. Smaller monkeys think they have something to prove. That said, I’d rather not be around any primates wielding firearms.

I think you have to give monkeys size appropriate firearms.

Wait, what am I saying?

[BMalion]

“You get your stinking aim off me, you damned dirty ape!”

[Little_Nemo]

“I’ll give you my gun when you take it from my stinking paws”