I like the kid, so I agreed to do the damn thing as a joke. “Sure, I’ll wear the leash”, I said. It was funny at the time, but the kid sold the picture to some Chinese tabloid, and now the damn pic is all over the internet. This is just bullshit. They got part of the story right:
But I don’t want to talk about 'nam. Those were some dark days, and I’m not proud of everything I did over there, but I sure as hell ain’t part of the fucking Taliban.
Damn Chinese newspapers.
You should be grateful you aren’t one of those red arsed monkeys. Then you would have a tale to tell.
Well, you know, you can’t actually see his arse in that picture.
I know what you mean. I told Winsor McCay “I had the weirdest dream last night” and he was all “tell me about it”.
Come Mr. Taliban, Taliban banana
Daylight come an me wan’ go home…
**HIS **arse? Perhaps we’re suffering from some confusion over identity. Which one is the OP?
Obviously, he is the one with the gun.
D’oh!
That picture should be in the Doper Photo Gallery. 
I don’t want to talk about blue arsed primates. I just don’t.
Mwahahahaha!!! 
Bravo sir!
I could see this evolving into gorilla warfare.
Theme song for the article: Parsy Cline singing I’m falling to Rhesus.
I noticed the other monkey in the picture is not armed with a gun, but is wearing some sort of ninja outfit. :eek:
I am much more worried about trained Ninja Monkeys then one carrying a machine pistol.
It’s the Ninja Monkeys you don’t notice that you have to worry about.
Pffft! Monkeys with guns, they’re not as accurate at hitting targets. Everyone knows it’s the monkeys with sticks you have to watch out for, you never hear them coming.
Yeah, but if you got 100 monkeys firing 100 guns, they’re bound to hit something.
Most likely each other, or they will shoot the shot out of a bunch of bananas.
I have the feeling it’d be mostly the other monkeys though. Throw a banana into the middle of the bunch and you’d have some messy monkeys.
Edit: and Boyo Jim beat me to it
Monkeys are so small and light that I think the recoil on the gun would have them shooting all over the place without much accuracy. Now gorillas would probably be more accurate but they’re pacifists. Smaller monkeys think they have something to prove. That said, I’d rather not be around any primates wielding firearms.
I’m totally cracking up at work here. Props.
