Kwyjibo is lovely, and, um, juicy… 
and will get his flash thingy soon… sub[/sub]
Ok, I posted about you. I GAVE YOU MY 300 CHERRY!
Make it worth my while!
NOW DAMMIT! 
[sub](open to offers from others too…)[/sub]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Oh yeah baby!!
Thats the stuff!
YEAH!
Now get out…my wife is due home soon.
ooooh, you had SO better work on that stamina if you want my 400 post cherry.
(Still open to offers from others, although I appreciate I am soiled goods now…)
I have, what? About a year to get ready? (At the rate you post. 
Yeah, well, maybe if I had something slightly more impressive to look forward to, I might put some more effort in!
Hey, I may not be too long, but I can bang the hell out of the sides. 
I wasn’t too worried about the equiptment sweety, more the way you were using it!
The way I used it? It’s my wand baby!
Call me Harry Potter.
Voldemort doesn’t hold a candle to me.
:eek:
Hold on, didn’t they share the insides of their wands with each other…?
:eek:
[sub]I am so not continuing this train of thought…[/sub]
Ok…you’re are a dirty girl!
Ok, they had a feather from the same phoenix, but MINE IS BIGGER! Don’t ya feel it???!!!
Damn straight, Blackeyes.
Sorry, but the above does sound so wierd when you say it aloud.
When will you muggles and mudbloods learn?
It’s not the size of the wand.
It’s how you use it.
[sub]I claim #2000. By that time she bloody well better be good at this:D[/sub]
Hope you don’t mind waiting, it might take me a while!
Mud-blood??? I feel the slap of a gauntlet!
I lay claim to your 350th post. And smooches. Lots of smooches.
OW! No hitting Twisty!
[Homer voice] Mmmm… Soiled goods…[/Homer voice]
Done!
Bring some grapes and you can have the 351st one also!
Kwijibo: Say to her, ’ do you wanna see the real BIG BEN?’
Works everytime!
I’ve seen the real Big Ben hundreds of times… I live in London.