I (Preemptively) Pit Black Friday!

I remember a long time ago, when I was a kid (so we’re talking 70’s/80’s) it used to be fun to go shopping they day/weekend after Thanksgiving. The shops had all just put their Christmas decorations up. It was cheerfully crowded, but not maniacally so. Of course, no one was offering an 87 inch TV for $12 or anything insane like that, but Macy’s might have 20% off coats or sweaters.

I used to go to the Downtown Plaza with my grandmother and we’d have lunch and shop and get most of our Christmas shopping done. It was a really nice day for us. Now it just sucks. It’s a horrible day with horrible people. I haven’t gone in many years and I will likely never go shopping that day again. This year I’m walking pit bulls at the city animal shelter like I do every Friday. Pit bulls rock, Black Friday sucks.

If you want some real fun, walk a whole pack of them past a Best Buy entrance. But get them angry about something first.

I have a friend who has posted about all the stuff she got at Walmart yesterday, and her Facebook will be littered with photos of her decorating and baking and stuff soon. She’ll also be one of the first with the “Keep the Christ in Christmas” stuff. I just find that amusing.

So for some Black Friday fun check out these stories:

Black Friday ‘Gang Fight’ At Woodland Mall Leads To Chaos, Arrests

Couple struck by SUV in Covington Walmart parking lot

Man Threatens To Stab Kmart Customers As Black Friday Line Gets Ugly
San Antonio Man Allegedly Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Black Friday Shopper
Merry Ferkin Christmas Everybody

Wife fielded calls from the folks from Occupy all day and wondered what would happen if a flash mob looted a large department store today.

I asked, “How could they tell?”