I probably being too suspicious, but this "1 million dollar vodka theft" story reads like a viral ad

The story here - Spirits of the Tsars Golden Vodka Worth More Than $1 Million Taken in Heist

Did you notice that the value was for 752 cases? No one is claiming a sunlge bottle is worth a million bucks.

I think OP is referring to this part. Ridiculous.

If anything, they’re undervaluing the stolen vodka.

Assuming it’s twelve bottles to a case (which is true of every bottled spirit I’ve ever encountered), then 752 cases of it, at $250 per bottle, would be worth $2,256,000, or more than twice the value attributed to it by the article.

Obviously the wholesale price is $121 per bottle, and the retail price is $250.