Having yet another rainstorm in NYC. I was walking from the train to my office, when a bus—its side bearing a poster of Sarah Jessica Parker, advertising the new season of Sex and the City—went through a puddle and splashed me!
I knew I should have worn my pink tutu this morning . . .
That’s just jealous horsey-faced Carrie Bradshaw trying to get catty revenge on you for being so much cooler than she’ll ever be… 
Maybe the promos for Sex in the City are anti-semetic.
In NYC? Not likely . . . Now, if I get attacked by another NJ sidewalk, I fully intend to file a class-action lawsuit.
Well, that’s the thing about sex, someone always gets the wet spot…