I really love ya Barnes & Noble, but DAMN this pisses me off!

Micro Man as sulamith said, she is a very busy woman with two careers, a husband and humanlets. Surely you understand she made time for this rant by scheduling the time to do it in her soon to be defunct Barnes & Noble Organizer. I’m sure she could also schedule time to punch holes in the “other kind” of refills but what with it being December and the holidays falling fast upon her, she couldn’t possibly have that scheduled until January, but she needed the new organizer so she could schedule January.

I need a couple Tylenol and a beer after typing that.

sulamith I predict dickbelt and pussy wallet, along with you guys make my ass want to suck a lemon and I would sooner go to hell in gasoline drawers, will become SDMB classics. Of course, we might need to explain to all them non-southern Merkins that “drawers” is a southern Merkin term for underwear. :smiley:

Swampbear, I give up.

What the hell’s a merkin?

BTW, kudos from a fellow Georgian are always appropo!:smiley:

merkin = American

Is it a Dorrance Stainless Steel Number Five Zipper?

No, it is a mere plastic one of some type…but a pretty heavy duty one!
It satisfies my zipper fetish quite nicely, thank you! lol!

Don’t forget merkin.

Heh… that’s the funniest thing I’ve read this week. At least. But you should have put it in all caps. :wink: