I really need to get out more

Matt Dillon’s character in “Something about Mary” was named Patrick R Healy. The credits for “Dumb and Dumber” (also a Farrelly Bros. movie) list Patrick Healy as the Asst to the Farrelly Bros.

Sorry, but I simply had to share

I don’t understand the saying, “as serious as a heart attack,” because all the ones I’ve seen have been hilarious.

No, no you didn’t. Of course, I didn’t have to reply either. Dang, too much free time today.

You know when you’ve got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles

Re your .sig line:

They’re not quite as enjoyable when you’re doing them first-person as third-. Unless you like having elephants wearing track cleats dancing on your chest.