I really should wait until 1000, but...

Oh and happy 700th ssskuggiii!!

Happy 700 Skoogy! :wink: (That’s how I always say your name.)

Random thought: I hate wearing shoes and socks.

Mega-congrats. I’m coming up on 50.
Now for my useless thought:
I really, really, REALLY love chocolate cheesecake, and also french silk pie.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Ok, well I was going to make this a thread (just for the hell of it), but in a good cause…

What a day! I impressed my client, my boss, my employees AND somebody else’s client!

AND I’M DRUNK!

You all have been great! Thank you very much!

Oh, and congrats on 700, ssskuggiii!

Anniz, I want a woman, how YOU doin’?

grem

Stupid sig cancelling software…
No really Anniz, what are you wearing?

grem

My random thought, leftover from the weekend: What am I going to do with all these road signs?

Congrats, ssskuggiii. This is my first post party. I thought there would be more Cheez Whiz.

I want a woman…now. Would you like to do something about this? I can pretend to be 25, and given the age I think you look, I’ll be the older man.

Well, it’s actually 721 now that i’m here, so happy 721st posting little lady! congratulations! you won the _______ of your dreams. (fill in the blank)

Um, which one to choose? Damn, there’s too many guys I want right now. Can’t I have them all? I know I’m being selfish, but I’m pretty sure I can handle them all, I promise.

DarkHeart, I take that as a compliment, tack(thanks).
So, where do you live then?
To far away I guess…:slight_smile:

Hi grem, I’m fine.
What am I wearing, actually nothing, since it’s morning
and I just got up from bed.
I don’t sleep in anything.
Not in the summer.:slight_smile:

iampunha, catch me on AIM tonight,
I’ll be waiting for you…;):slight_smile:

Congrats, ssskuggiii. Now: How much free time do you have, exactly, that you’ve made so many posts in so short a time?

You’re not wearing anything?

Okay . . .now, not only am I not in the right state, I shouldn’t even BE in the states. I should be helping Anniz out of bed :wink:

And I WILL be on AIM. I will try to be on by 9 am my time.

'Grats, skuggs.

Interesting post, Anniz.

The above post, run through the Babelfish English/ChiefScott translator:

Nice feckin’ smilies, putz.

I wanna boff you senseless, woman.

If we killed all the flies in the world, and grouped them up into one big bag, how much would they weigh?

And how much would Clinton weigh if he ate a bunch of flies?

And how much weight did Monica gain when she ate Clinton? Did she get hungry again a few minutes afterward?

If you ate your own weight in chinese food, how long would it take you to get hungry again? Would you ever be hungry again?

I think we should have a new spoon-shovel hybrid, for the guy on the go.

I hate mittens.

OH Chieffie, you know you love me. I just can’t resist sometimes.

Anniz,

Ummm…oh my…I’m…ummm…speechless. I’m not sure how long it will take for the mental image to fade, but whenever it is will be too soon. Dear one, do you need a devoted servant to attend to your every need? If so, let me know.

grem
BTW, sorry for the hijack in your post party thread ssskuggiii, I just couldn’t help myself.

It all started when I had too much free time one day when I had no work and didn’t want to read the stupid books for school… ::beginning dream sequence style flashback::

Yep, I do, don’t everyone know that here soon…
A devoted servant to attend to your every need,
ahhhhhh, that sounds great.
I can’t waite to long though…
You should catch me on a chat sometime.

Anniz said:

Ok, would you like to fly over here and let me take care of you or do you need me to come over there? (Note to self: Get a damn passport, NOW)

On a slightly more technical note: Where is this chat? I’ve seen references to it in several places, is it ICQ or AOL?

grem

Here’s my thoughts:

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Or, more importantly: Wet cleavage goes a long way.

:wink: