and after much deliberation, I finally got him to give me his naughty list.
I’m sad to announce that most of you are on that list. It will be coal for you! 
Merry Christmas!
what did you give him in exchange for it? broken teeth? something else…?
let’s just say some pictures have surfaced he may not want public.
Wow you have alot of posts for just being here two months.
Photoshop is your friend???
i try my best
I must’ve been really naughty. Last year I got a pet wolverine and a Fleet enema kit. You guys are lucky to get lumps of coal; they eventually turn into diamonds.
Nobody realizes the tough, tough life us Evil Overlords live.
Well santa only sees two sides of things. Naughty and nice. Though some instances of naughty he over looks heh.
I saw the Easter Bunny in the liquor store once. Seriously.
Were the holidays getting him down? What was he buying if anything?
Actually he just bought a single wine cooler. I had the impression he’d been out working the mall or something and his friends were taking him home and someone said, “Hey! Wouldn’t it be hilarious to go to the liquor store in as Easter Bunny outfit?” We could see his friends sitting out in the car, watching to see our reactions.
It was really, really quiet in the store while he was in there.
So did you do the right thing and not give his friends the reaction they wanted?
There was no one but me and the clerk in there, and we just stared at him. The only thing said while he was in there was “$1.89 please” (or whatever). The whole thing was pretty surreal.
Actually I was thinking the clerk should have carded him; no telling who was in that suit.