I saw the damnedst thing at the OTB today

Click HERE and then click on April 26th, race 6. Horse #7 lost it’s jockey but continued to run the entire race on it’s own, actually winning (it was disqualified).

I had $50 across the board on the 5 horse in that race. F**ker came in 4th!:mad: I did not have a good day. At one point I was down $600 but had a brief win streak hitting 4 straight exactas and a trifecta box. I then went on another downslide and
decided to cut my loses and leave when I was only down $40. Looks like I’ll be drinking Milwaukees Beast this month instead of Sam Adams.

The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

*Marty: Eight’s the one, I’d stake my life on it.
**Jay Trotter: *They’ve got a $2 minimum bet.

-Let It Ride

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Those as wants to run, will run. For those as don’t wants to run, you can’t make 'em.

Just look at good ol’ Zippy Chippy. Losingest horse that ever ran. DQed from the Jockey Club for refusing to break from the gate. Some horse won’t go in the gate. Zippy wouldn’t leave.

On the other hand, idiot humans kept betting on him! The horse never won, not even once! He’s been beaten in a footrace by a minor league baseball player! (true). But people still kept betting on him.

Moral of the story: Horses is weird. But peoples is weird too.

Just change your demeanour:

Never thought I’d get a chance to reference that lyric.

My favorite story of the ponies goes way back to 1977… July 7, to be exact. Being 7/7/77, a bunch of people took this as a lucky sign at Ak-sar-ben (the horse track in Omaha) and put their money down on the 7th horse in the 7th race.

Sure enough… he came in 7th. :smack:

I got a horse right here. His name is Paul Revere.

What’s wrong with drinking the Beast? Get the Ice version in the tallboy can six pack. Drink them all and you’ll forget all about them ponies.

Ohh so you’re too good for Hamm’s, is that it? :mad:

From the land of sky blue waa-aterrrrs…

Dammit, now that’s stuck in my head.

I got Valentine, 'cause in the morning line, this guy’s got him listed at five to nine.

Why do people eat ham on Easter? Jesus was a Jew. He wouldn’t have eaten ham.

He might have drank Hamms. As Reverend Timothy Lovejoy has said, *“Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right.” *

Had a little horsie named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsie and a quart of beer

Joe

And the guy says if the weather is clear…

Gimme Pappanick, he loves the slop, his father was a mudder; his mother was a mudder…