I know, I know, not the most interesting thing in the world, and sure, some people would be horrified, but HEY!!! it’s nature, deal with it.
Anyway I was walking across the commons when I saw 3 squireels chasing each other. as squirrels are wont to do. All 3 went up a tree, but 2 of the squirrels went into a knothole and then one of them started squeaking & squealing REALLY loudly. I walked around the tree to get a better view and there the two fo them were. The male was pounding away as fast as his squirrly little body could, but she didn’t seem at all happy with what was going on, in fact she tried to reach around and bite his front paw.
Then they were interrupted by the 3rd squirrel in the tree which gave the famel a chance to run away. But did she do the smart thing and run back down the tree onto the ground??
Oh no, can’t be done. She runs further up the tree, thereby cutting off any escape routes.
Mmmmm. Hot three-way squirrelly lovin’. Wheeeeeeeee!!!
A friend once told me I was so cheap I wouldn’t pay 50 cents to watch monkeys fuck. But squirrels, that would have some novelty value.
Amp is right, keep that camcorder handy. If you can’t sell it on the Internet, you could always try the Discovery Channel. Or pitch a show idea called Animal Planet After Hours.
I was watching the squirrels in my yard the other day…lots of chasing and tussling, then she would grab the tree and hang on while he came up from behind her, started to mount and then wandered off to dig for stuff. She waits, and waits…he’s off digging. So then she scampers over by him, the chase starts again, assume the position, he grabs her…and then wanders off again. I don’t know about the squirrel, but I sure got frustrated and gave up. I don’t know if they ever consummated the relationship, but she sure gave him every opportunity to prove his squirrel-hood, and he seemed a bit easily distracted.
What a coincidence. I was sitting on my lanai when I noticed some ‘suspicious’ movements in one of the hotel rooms across the way. Apparantly two tourists hooked up. The before was interesting. The act was not. After was very interesting.
