You make this laptop, see. You make it pretty. You make it FAST. (and piping hot, but that’s another thread)
Then you add a feature. If you use two fingers on the track-pad, it’ll scroll the window, rather than moving the mouse.
Like you’re petting an animal or stroking a valuable object.
Subconsciously, while you’re reading a web page, you’re stroking your laptop. Reinforceing your love of your computer.
I’m stroking my Apple right now!
Can you imagine if they marketed their laptops as laptops with built-in bacon cookers? They wouldn’t just dominate the computer market. They’d rule the WORLD!
Well, it certainly generates enough heat to cook bacon.
They also need a flip-up straw, so you can tap into a nice, frosty reservoir of your favorite beverage.
It won’t be frosty for long, from what I’ve heard. Maybe they could add a coffee-maker instead