I shaved my balls for this?

[Infovore]

@somepumpkin

My hope for humanity continues to erode.

I’d have thought it was Engrish, like “NURSE MENTALITY” and “KING FUCKER CHICKEN” (two mentioned by Dave Barry in “Dave Barry Does Japan.”)

[Shodan]

@kayaker

If you’re shaving your balls, you’re doing it wrong. Your balls are in your scrotum. You wanna shave your scrotum.

There’s nothing quite like this post - it’s breathtaking, really.

Regards,
Shodan

[swampspruce]

Ah, Summers in Rangoon. I remember them well.

[Shodan]

You should be placed in a burlap bag, and beaten with reeds.

Regards,
Vilma

[River_Hippie]

@kayaker

I recently saw a shirt (worn by an attractive, young woman) with huge lettering that read “SUCK MY FUCK”.*

We are still discussing the shirt. What exactly does it mean, where would you wear the shirt if you owned it, etc.

*honestly, it might have said, “FUCK MY SUCK”, if it really matters. Does it matter?

I first thought of This. Maggie was pretty cute in that one. Still is.