I should get a giraffe...

[LawMonkey]

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[picunurse]

We have a bamboo jungle. I want a panda.

[Mangetout]

@picunurse

Now, YOU could eat them after the tanins are removed. They don’t taste very good, I’m told.

Similar to, but slightly less tasty than chickpeas, IMO.

[BeaMyra]

A giraffe???

That’s a tall order