Even shorter version: Woman wrecks her car when she swerves to avoid roadkill. TV reporter says “a dead raccoon on hwy 101 inadvertently caused a single car wreck this morning…”
Luckily she and her kid are going to be ok.
Heh. Reminds me of an L.A. news broadcast in the '80s where the reporter said, ‘A man was shot to death seven times…’