I should've stayed in bed today (long)

The BBQ Pit
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So my day starts like any other. Start the tea, take my shower and wash my hair. As I get out of the shower, there’s a knock at the door (I live in a condo), so wrapped in a towel and my head also in a towel I go to the door, it’s the Super. Automatically, I’m thinking oh oh water damage, my shower is leaking or something.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he asks if I’m ready for the workers to come in and change my patio door and living room windows, WHAT??? :eek:

Hell no I’m not ready, I’m wet it’s winter I can’t be nekkid and have no windows. Oh but didn’t they call you? No if they had I would be ready…. So I ask for them to start with the neighbor (there’s only two of us left). I get dressed with the speed of light, hair still wet.

Now a little thing about me, I’m not a morning person, though I do wake up happy and nice I AM NOT FAST and I have an order in which I do things, mix that up and I get very lost and waste a great amount of time. NOW I’m out of sync, my routine is messed up.

Finally I’m all made up, ready to leave for work. The Super stops me to make sure he has the key to lock the door once the workers leave so I stand there, not quite tapping my foot, because that is very impolite, but I’m already late and I’m going to miss the bus…… YEP missed the bus. Damn, I have to take my car now. I look for my car keys and dang I can’t find my house keys. Of course, classic didn’t have to lock the door so I forgot them. :smack:

I have to go back in, just in time to see the super snoop. That’s really what I wanted to see, he’s not touching anything but he’s looking and he just opened the cabinet where I have my movies. I cough, he turns around and mumbles I shake my head, I don’t have time to say anything but I know what I’m doing when I come home tonight.

Take the car, get into traffic to go to the carpark and take a bus. Listening to the ipod, soothing music, breathing and trying to get in a good and happy mood.
Finally get downtown, where there’s traffic in the street but indoors with all the buses and the trains, it’s also insane. I’m feeling at peace, ready to attack the day and the massive amounts of work I have. Foot traffic stops so I stop obviously and then this guy just rams into me. That’s it peace is out the window, I’m fuming, I dropped my tea on the guy in front of me.

I turn around, glare at that twit behind me, of course he’s texting. Looks at me and say Why did you stop?:eek::mad::eek:

I can’t repeat what I said to him, but let’s just say it’s not language not befitting a woman, but let’s just say that Quebecois know how to swear and I used every single one of them and a couple of English ones, I honestly think he thought I was psycho, which of course better my mood.

Let’s just say that I’m prime… ready to attack. Hopefully this afternoon will be much much better!

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What are you doing when you come home to night? Watching porn with the super?

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:eek: where’s the barfy smiley. Thanks for the mental image now I have to wash my brain with javel water!

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Sure you can repeat what you said to him - pretty please? :slight_smile:

I’m thinking about starting a movement where it is okay to body-check people who are walking and texting - whaddya think?

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I want a signal stun gun. That I can carry in my pocket, like a lighter. It won’t damage your phone, just interrupt the signal for about 10 mins, so you get nothing! Take that.

I love the body check idea. It’s not like they could say who hit them, if everyone just carried on like nothing had happened.

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Yes yes yes I want a role in that movement… I tripped someone once, but a body-check would be much much satisfying!

Elbows does that really exist? cause I want one for Christmas :smiley:

Cat Whisperer, what I said is hard to translate but I did call him a motherfucker, asshole, twit, idiot, splash with every variation of fucking I could think of and of course the Quebec classics (osti, calice, tabarnak, ciboire, etc. etc.). And yes I admit it was overkill as a reaction but I just couldn’t stop the verbal diarrhea that was coming out!

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It’s a bit indiscriminate, but…

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Probabaly washing the entire contents of her underwear drawer in hot water and bleach. At least that’s what I’d be doing.

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So I bumped into the super this morning. He apologized for snooping but explained as liking the furniture and wanting to see the material used and how it looked inside. YEAH RIGHT!