Hope you never get stalked by Super Stalker.
I will follow him, wherever he may go…
I’m not sure these are exactly super powers, but you don’t want to mess with Bo Diddley:
What if I meet the woman who can bend me and shape me? Why, she can make this beggar a king! But on the other hand, she can make me a clown! Or a poet!
You don’t tug on Supermans cape,
You don’t spit in the wind,
You don’t pull the mask off of old Lone Ranger,
And don’t mess around with Jim…
By, Jim Croce
I am the God of Hellfire!
Don McLean’s Everybody Loves Me Baby:
Traffic’s 40,000 Headmen has:
and
I held that in reserve in case the thread bogged down!
Carry on.
I’ve got something between my legs
That’ll make a dead man come. – Lucille Bogan, “Shave 'em Dry”
Does it count if it’s just straight up a song about a superhero?
I save the world from evil monsters
I can make a lion swallow soup
I have superhuman strength
spend my holidays on the sun
“Lucky Jones” by Z, lyrics by Ahmet Zappa iirc
Far too much bragging and boastfulness going on in these songs.
A much more humble and proportionate tune byDavid O’Doherty.
Angie Baby was a special lady. Well , maybe.
They keep trying to kill John Barleycorn but nothing stops him.
I’ve *been *a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a clown and a king.
Patti Smith, “Easter”:
That Air Supply dude’s pretty super:
Smart, too: