Hello…
(These jokes are tiresome)
…I must be going!
For this thread I gave up a night at the opera?
Beaten to it…bastid
Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
What Captain Spaulding was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know!
:smack:
I can think of some pyjamas I’d like to get into!
Problem 2:
If you take __________and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
a. swordfish
b. tutsi frutsi
c. cranberries
This is my favorite joke of the whole thread. You Rule.
I’ll say she is.
Hello, Room Service? Send up a bigger thread.
Points and laughs at My_Dog_Klaus but no sound comes out. Slaps MDK on the back, good naturedly, still laughing silently. Picks MDK’s pocket. Looks innocent
Ahahahahahahahahahahaa… oh man, coincidentally twickster, those happen to be the names of the Marx brothers… ahahahhahaaha… I mean, can you believe the odds of that? What an amazing coincidence! 
I didn’t get your joke though… 
OK, if I can de-hijack this thread back to bragging about how clever oneself is, I made a joke so good in the diabetes thread that I’m surprised it came out of my own head. Yet no one there (rather a tense room) seems to share my enthusiasm.
To wit, Dangerosa said that (given the size of an insulin syringe) she couldn’t imagine how someone self injecting would be anything other than discreet. But she typed it as “discrete.” Whereupon I replied:
“Perhaps if they were conjoined diabetic twins?”
Usually when I come up with something clever, I don’t like to toot my own horn – normally I hang about, passive-agressively trying to get other people to notice and and hoping desparately for a compliment. But this one was too good not to broadcast!
–Cliffy, swell-headedly
Where is RTFirefly when you need him?
Robin
Um, yeah. Hate to break it to you, but that’s not all that funny. I’ve had this happen to me before. I was talking with a friend, and out came what I still think was one of the funnier things I’ve ever said. When I posted it on LJ, no one said a word.
I would have chosen: Moses, Jerome, Jack , Irving and Samuel. 
;j
Clearly there is something wrong with your brain. 
–Cliffy
Perhaps if you had explained which of them was the evil twin you would have received a better response.
I would have chosen Gold, Utah, Omaha, Juno, and Sword.
One for all and two for five!