If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be....

Post as often as you like, but only one name per post, please.

HM Minister of Silly Walks

It would be interesting to see every quote of me tagged as spam…

Throatwarbler Mangrove.

**If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be… **

… Tim?

Dennis Moore.

Eric the Poster.

Doug Piranha

(My first name’s Doug.)

Ethel the Aardvark

I have a theory about this thread!

Jethro Q. Walrustitty

Bicycle Repairman!

Crunchy Frog

No, no, I meant that you, Miss Elk, were an “a, n” not “a, n, n, e” expert… on elks. I’m sorry, on dinosaurs.

Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson.

I’d use Upper Class Twit of the Year except I think you have to be dead to use that.

“the larch”

It’s a toss-up between any of the names in the Upper Class Twit sketch (Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith is my favourite) or

*The Salmon Mousse! *(I’m not sure the PTB would allow Shut up! Shut up you American!)

Mouse Party

We do have a Dinsdale, don’t we?

Still need a Spiny Norman.

Biggus… Dickus.