a tenor in the '20s, singing songs that make audiences cry from Boston to Belfast, Kowloon to Kentucky.
a standup comedian. But I would need to be part of a comedy team. I need a stimulous to respond to. I could be Tommy of the Smothers Brothers, or Lou Costello. I would need a straight man feeding me lines to get goofy with.
…a rock star! It’s not too late, right? I love singing. Just ask my hairbru–er, microphone. And the neighbours.
Damn. I would have worn black leather pants, too, and duetted with Springsteen.
It’s not too late. 
You should watch this film.
It is so good on so many levels…
Yep, I’ve seen it and IIRC it is great!