My bloody nose hurts!
All of fizzy’s possessions are now covered in a thin layer of snot.
… including “Next door’s cat”!!! Eewwwwwwwww …
Band name!
Well, someone had to do it.
Okay, I know it’s four years later and all, but I started reading this thread after it was referenced in another, and, well, a strange compulsion came over me.
It goes in about halfway, then hits an obstruction. The tough part was getting it off my finger. 
Zombie…