I’d say your nose is probably happy the ring didn’t fit.
After the dog-butt-toe post, all I can think is “Urk!”
hmmm… I posted a picture of my ring up my nose… should I post one of my toe in my mouth?
Toe in mouth? not a problem
Fist in Mouth? Not gonna happen. Big hands/small mouth
OMG, this thread is why I love the SDMB.
What the hell, I’m bored at home alone and I’ve had a couple beers. Wait here. :: Goes to get ring out of jewelry box. ::
I have no wedding ring, but this decorative band fits halfway up my nose vertically, and is apparently happy to be parked there. No way it’ll go any further up vertically and no way it’ll go in at all horizontally.
Oh, the things I do to be one of the cool kids.
Anybody else have a sore nose and getting spit all over the place?
Yes, but I attribute that to the copious amounts of cocaine.
do any of you realize that this topis is odd, weird, crazy and unweildy? i should fit right in. oh, BTW, my girlfriend fit 2 rings in her right nostrol once…then had to be surgically removed from them. its quite sad though it was very funny to watch he insert them…snigger
When I was in high school, a friend of mine took one of those Nerf basketball sets with the suction cup hoop and stuck the hoop to his forehead. We then played a game of b’ball with him running around as we tried to dunk the ball in his face. But the best part was after about 15 minutes of this, he took off the hoop to discover he was now the proud owner of a 3 inch giant hickey!
After reading this thread, I went home, dug out my wedding band and found it fits up my nose perfectly. First use I’ve had for the thing in twenty years.
I’ve also had the suction cup hickey on the forehead before.
Those who witnessed my recent antics at LonDope may be interested to know that last month I managed to fit 16 ten pence pieces into my belly button.
I also fit €4.34 in there at a big business dinner in Monte Carlo.
Noone beats me in the belly button challenge. Hear me, Tansu? NOONE!
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The lovely Crusoe is very accomplished at nostril padding, and indeed attempted to woo me with an aniseed ball up each one… these days he prefers asparagus (see how far you can get a spear to fit). So I will point him in this direction so he can try the ring test.
Alas, I am ringless, but my Medic-Alert bracelet fits half way in!
Ok, here we go.
[ul]
[li]A penny: Yes (I have the queen up my nose!)[/li][li]A two pence piece: No[/li][li]Biro lid: Yes (Makes an tuneful whistling sound)[/li][li]A USB adaptor: Not quite[/li][li]Padlock: No[/li][li]Padlock key: Yes (feels kinda…nice)[/li][li]Back door key: Yes[/li][li]Front door key: No[/li][li]Finger: yes[/li][li]Speakers: No[/li][li]Battery: Yes[/li][li]Singing Bird Alarm Clock: No[/li][li]Ring: Yes[/li][li]Bracelet: Yes (It’s sharp!)[/li][li]Shot Glass: No[/li][li]Dictionary: No[/li][li]Shopping list rolled into a ball: Yes! (Shopping list is now damp)[/li][li]Big toe: No[/li][li]Second toe: Yes[/li][li]Permanent marker: Sort of[/li][li]Glue stick: No[/li][li]Printer cartridge: No[/li][li]Printer: No[/li][li]Piece of Sainsbury’s British Diced Bacon: Yes[/li][li]Peanut M&M: Yes[/li][li]Harmonica: No (But if I hold one nostril shut I can play tunes down it).[/li][li]Piece of Cookie Crisp cereal: Yes (dude, I can get three of these up each nostril!)[/li][li]Fun-size Mars wrapper rolled into a ball: Yes (Very uncomfortable)[/li][li]Next door’s cat: No[/li][/ul]
(Just for the record, I was shoving those things up my nose.)
I am so pleased to hear that I’m not the only person who experiences a weird twinge when inserting things in my belly-button. It’s not quite a G-spot twinge for me; more like a pang in my labia.
Most comforting, as this has been something that’s bothered me for years.
Re quarters in noses: I have a coworker whose boyfriend and brother compete with each other to see how many quarters they can fit in their nostrils. I believe the boyfriend can fit six (on edge, not flat like a plate).
And all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
(My appologies if this joke has already been made, I just skimmed through the four pages in this thread.)
“Labia Pang” would make an eye-catching username.
Not to mention breakfast cereal.
Alright jjimm, how much did you win in the bet you made in the bar the other night about getting dopers to shove things up their noses?