I’m here. I can’t post a lot while I’m working.
Never mind. Stupid Tapatalk.
That’s it! The code words! OMG! They are harvesting his organs.
I call dibs on his por…dvd collection.
No. It was a dup post. Probably caused by Tapatalk.
Everything went fine. I think I impressed my boss on the first day with my Linux skills.

That’s it! The code words! OMG! They are harvesting his organs.
Oh, stop being such a worrywort.
Just relax & have some pie.

Oh, stop being such a worrywort.
Just relax & have some pie.
Meatloaf, again?

Meatloaf, again?
Pie & Meatloaf?
Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad.

No. It was a dup post. Probably caused by Tapatalk.
Everything went fine. I think I impressed my boss on the first day with my Linux skills.
Sigh… I guess everyone here is too busy being clever to say “Congrats! Glad your first day went well!”
Still alive!
I mean, yay! Congrats on a good first day!
It’s my own fault for posting that silly “all is well” post. Of course people are going to respond with jokes.
Thanks for the congrats!
Well, we’re happy for you… and relieved.
Not that we weren’t hoping for an unfolding drama of “Missing Crazy Coworker!” proportions, complete with suspicious job duties, sinister HR drones, a shady CEO planning world domination, and ends with you stowing away on the undercarriage of a Tesla taking your laptop to Canada, where you call in the Mounties to thwart the Macs-for-Maple Syrup plot…
And… this morning I was asked if I’d like to pray with the rest of the employees…

And… this morning I was asked if I’d like to pray with the rest of the employees…
What did you do?
He said that there was no pressure and it was okay either way. I politely said that it was something I do in private. He seemed fine with it. A little later they were standing in the open area outside the offices, in a circle, holding hands and praying.

A little later they were standing in the open area outside the offices, in a circle, holding hands and praying.
Did the demon appear?

And… this morning I was asked if I’d like to pray with the rest of the employees…
…in a bathtub full of ice cubes? :eek:
Heh, all this thread needs is a script writer to adapt it into a horror movie.
Seriously, it’s not at all sinister. They’re nice people, although the religiosity in the office is a bit innapropriate.
Did they tell you to say that?