Maybe they’ve got another new employee who had to spring for modems and internet service on the way into work.
Man, that is a weird combination of products to fence. “Fam’s got the hookup for stolen electronics and pre-loved organs, holla at’cha boy.”
So you’re saying they’re scamming people to build cyborgs? :eek:
Cyborgs made using MacBooks? That’d never work… “Look, I’m trying to give you the bionic finger, but Tim Cook didn’t think to build that in. I might try this hack I found on Slashdot, but I should probably just wait and see if it’s in iOS 12… But til then, pretend I’m making a rude gesture.”
By the way, we have no idea what time zone davidm is in, how long his first day will be, and whether he needs to head straight to a bar afterwards (or the emergency room!). So I’m chillin’…
Posting here because I want to see how this turns out.
How long is the recovery period in a bathtub full of ice? Does it make the anesthesia last longer, or does it do the opposite?
All is well…
Apparently he talked while he was under-they got his passwords.
Damn, we forgot to give davidm a code word before he went. Now we don’t know if that’s really him or some human-MacBook hybrid.
The worst type of cyborg - you can’t even install any of the good World Domination software.
Time to partition his brain and get Boot Camp set up.
If you are really okay, post in Morse code that everything’s fine.
That’s exactly what someone would say under duress…
If you had given me a code word, anyone who stole my password would be able to see it.
. . . - - - . . .
Must be on a break.
Safe
Out
Side
Right?
I am EEE?
Also, can you post what this means…? It’s for your own safety! 
0100 0001 0110 1100 0110 1100 0010 0000 0110 1001 0111 0011 0010 0000 0111 0111 0110 0101 0110 1100 0110 1100
So, he’s gone then?
I bet they ate him.