I Think About You People Way Too Much

Is it just me, or do you find yourself thinking about various dopers throughout the day? For example today I went to H & M (clothing store) and I thought about the time me and The Scarlet Pimpernel were almost thrown out of there for photographing the clothes. I was most gratified that the one of the objects of our derision, a black and grey knickers set for men, was marked way, way down on the clearance rack.

Which led me to think about Spiny Norman who was also at our little get together, even though he skipped the shopping part. I definately got to get down to Hamburg one of these days.

So, I leave H&M and go wandering down the Haupstrasses and look into this shoe shop, which has a list of it’s store locations on the window. Amsterdam is listed…hmmm wonder if Coldfire buys his shoes there? They look like something a banker might wear.

Thinking about Coldfire reminds me that I still need to make hotel reservations for DubDope. Better make a note to e-mail John Larrigan, Yohimbo, or Ruadh to see if there is a particular area of town I should stay in. Oh yeah, better suck up to Coldfire in the hopes that he’ll bring me some Stroopwafels.

And whatever happened to Moosie Girl? She was supposed to come.

Then I go to the toystore and look at all of the smurfs and playmobil figures which reminds me of my favorite couple the Bagfuscariasts and resident gay rodent Sqrlcub. If I ever meet them, I’ll be sure and bring them a few toys.

Finally I go home, and what should I find in my mailbox but a postcard from a girl?

Would you people please get out of my head? It’s getting crowded in there?

(this doesn’t even mention the hot lovin’ I got from Mr. Tot tonight which was inspired by either Athena or Chieffy. But that was more in his head, not mine)

Which means we can knock out one kind of hot lovin’ . . . hey! Stop throwing those beer bottles at me! Or at least drink the beer first!

But yeah, I do think about some of y’all occasionally. Hell, I have about 40 of you on my buddy list.

Coldfire usually wears Van Bommel shoes, and YES, he’ll bring you some stroopwafels :wink:

Woo Hoo! Now hows about bringing them to me dressed up in Dutch folk costumes? And a few hundred grams of pepper gouda would be nice, too. :wink: I’d offer to bring you something but what does Germany have that you could possibly want?

So…I guess the lack of response to this thread means that I am the only one who thinks about her fellow Dopers at random times throughout the day. Well, me and iampunha, that is.

You mean, after all I’ve done for you, you make a post mentioning about 40 other posters, some of whom aren’t half as close as we are, and you don’t even mention me? Sheesh.

FWIW, DRY I thought about you all night last night. Re: Your e-mail, why do you always want to know what I think first? Ack! Now I’ve got to wait! How unfair. :frowning:

And what are you doing on this board anyway, when you are supposed to be over at my boards signing up?? Grrrr.

And how can you mention Diane’s erotic dream about you without mentioning my nightmare with you in it? Why does she get to be in your sig twice, huh? And you wonder why I feel so unloved.

Wait, just noticed you changed the ladies in you sig. Dang man, how many of us are there?

::::shakes head sadly, realizing everything her mother told her about Japanese/Chinese blended men is true::::

Hmm…A woman complaining about a man making her wait? For men everywhere, turnabout is fair play! Right, guys?
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I get the hint! Geez!

She’s not in my sig twice. Can I have a hit of whatever you’re having?

As to mentioning her dream, but not your nightmare, did you have to open your damned big mouth? That was supposed to be our secret! I mean, what if the other guys on this list find out that you had a dream about me, and just as things were getting hot and heavy, I couldn’t get it up…[sub]oops.[/sub] :eek:

Hey guys! It was Tater’s dream, not mine! Ain’t nothing wrong with Mr. Snake! :mad:

Tater!! glad to know you’re thinking of me!!

As for Moosie, hee-hee, I’ll mail you tyhe answer to that. :wink:

Many. But I only have one favorite.

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Well, we are exceptional lovers. But we don’t go around boasting about it. However, since the purpose of this board is to fight ignorance… :wink:

John I already know the answer, after she totally freaked me out by appearing in disguise on my new forums. She’s a naughty one that Moosie is.

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Many. But I only have one favorite.**

And that is?

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*Originally posted by tatertot *
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Gentlemen, never kiss and tell.

Unless it’s a hell of a kiss.

Volunteers?

Oh, one thing I do insist though, is that my favorite be able to spell “INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR”. And not misspell “lasagna” as “lasanga”.

No, that was the other super-moderator who did that. :wink: Oh, damn, I really need to get some sleep. And why can’t you spell it lasanga? la san g having j sound a.

Excuse me, I have to go to the “i hat spelin mokry” thread.

And what do you mean your interests are “Diane”. Ha! Bet you thought I wouldn’t spill the beans to all the rest of your women, did ya? That’s what you get for being a Spel Mokr. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey tater. I know the feeling. I check this damn board almost as soon as I get up in the morining. That’s what I’m doing now?

About Dublin - you gonna be there at the same time as I am??

Oh, yeah. Saying that I’m interested in Diane is really going to be surprising, or damaging to my rep. :rolleyes:

Matter of fact, it was the biggest ego boost I got since Michi, from completely out of the blue, put me on her favorite posters list. (By the way, notice how those two, ahem, actually volunteered things and made me look good. You know, BEFORE asking favors of me! Not that I’m trying to hint or anything…)

Another poster, who I won’t name, actually tried to leverage me by revealing that I have a crush on Michi. Don’t you people get it? Having a crush on Michi, really digging Diane–these things are frickin’ status symbols to the men on the SDMB! I’m not going to receive censure–I’m going to be praised for my good taste!

Now, if I said I had a crush on Tatertot, well, that’s just too perverted for words!

::fleeing::

Trion, I’m trying but right now the babysitter situation isn’t looking good. :frowning: My husband might not even be able to make it because he might have to go to school. If he doesn’t wind up going, I’ll go on ahead and leave a day or two early, just for you and the Mrs.

And what DRY failed to mention is that he has Diane listed as his one and only interest in his profile on this other message board. What a slap in the face to the rest of us who have been such kind and loyal friends to him!

Sadly, this is the only true thing you’ve said all day. Nobody wuvs me.

I’m a status symbol?!? Hooray! :slight_smile:

  • you just saved my day! And yep, you’ve crossed my mind once or twice as well.

You just come visit me in Hamburg, and I’ll be more than happy to arrange the guided tour of this relatively wicked city - though I’m completely worthless as a shopping guide.

And I suppose I’ll have to decide about DupDope PDQ - you wouldn’t happen to have any tips about cheap flights ?

Hugs, S. Norman