tatertot's Back and Needs Help!

Hi everybody! I’m back from my little mental health break, and feeling fine and dandy and full of vim and vigor.

I’d like to say thank you to all the people that were concerned enough to e-mail me and offer help. I’m sorry that I couldn’t mail each and every one of you personaly to express my deep appreciation.

I’d also like to say I’m sorry for all the confusion and worry that I caused. I do not think it would be wise to post the whole ugly story, but rest assured that I have not gone off my rocker. If you must have an explanation, we can say it was either a dream sequence a la Dallas, or EVIL ROBOT HACKERS!

And I wuv Clogmod, just thought I’d share that. He’s like the infuriatingly reasonable older brother I never had. If I ever found myself with a dead body in my trunk…well, I wouldn’t call him, because he’d be all sensible and want me to call the authorities, but I would call him to come bail me out of jail!

And now, I will tell you what I need for y’all to do for me!

I am working on yet another of my little pointless projects, although this one has nothing to do with the board. Sorry. :slight_smile: It’s hard to explain, but let’s just call it Performance Art. Yeah, that sounds good, performance art.

Anyhoo, what I would like is for you, dear reader, to tell me what you think of me. From my posts, my picture, my user name, whatever. Just your impressions of me, what you think I might be like, what little aspects of my character you’ve gleaned, if I’m hot or not. :wink: You don’t have to have had any sort of contact with me to participate, in fact, it would be cooler for random people to give their impressions. Lurkers are more than welcome!

I know this sounds incredibly egotistical, but hey, it’s Performance Art, what do you expect. The instructions are kind of vague, too, but I wanted to leave it open…plus, I like to see what people will come up with given room to be creative.

I’d like to state again that I have not gone off my rocker. In fact, I’m rocking now!

And be glad you are not a close personal friend, relative or ex-boyfriend of tatertot, those poor slobs are getting questionnaires, follow up interviews and lie detector tests! And we’ll not talk about what I’m putting poor random people on ICQ through…:slight_smile:

When I’m done, I’ll post the finished project, if anyone is interested.

Oh, and if you have something nasty to say about me, I really don’t care, but others might, so feel free to email me and tell me.

It’s so good to be back! Hoo Ahh!

ooo ooo - me first??

When I think tatertot, I think wacky, a little goofy, laughing a lot, zest for life… in a Broadway show, you’d be the leading lady’s best bud. I see a hugging, touching, loves to be with folks kinda person.

How’s that" :slight_smile:

If anyone is really motivated to help me, go take Emode’s Ultimate Personality Test and put me down as one of your buddies (the email addy is tatelong@mail.pjsnet.com). I am looking for that elusive person who has the EXACT same personality as me!

And FCM, that is exactly what I’m looking for, but you don’t have to be all positive. I have flaws, too, just like regular people. :slight_smile:

Me too!:slight_smile:

I looked at your picture, and yeah… you’re hot!

Hope that helps!

Flawed?? Say it ain’t so!!

I’ve not experienced your flawed side, so you’re stuck with the nice stuff!

Deal with it!!!

I don’t have the EXACT same personality as you, but I went ahead and added you as one of my buddies.

As for impressions, well, my first thought is that I have to like you because your nick is tatertot and I think they are one of the world’s Perfect Foods. (Not that I want to eat you or anything :D).

Mauvaise, so far you’ve scored the highest on the friendship compatability thing! Even higher than my friend-friends! Wacky.

I am devasted though, because so far my BFiI, has scored the lowest on the friendship compatability. And we all know that there is nothing in the world more accurate than an internet personality test. :frowning:

Astroboy: Am I hot in real life terms, or message board terms? There is a difference, ya know? Is it the Korean in me that makes me so attractive? I’d like to think it is.

Yay! tatertot’s back! Want to hear something odd? Right before I went to sleep last night, I was thinking that I should e-mail you. Even though we don’t interact much, I was worried and sorely missed your presence on the boards.

Anyway, when I think of tater, I think of happy thoughts. I think of KinderEggs and the tatertot total immersion plan to cure longing. I think of crazy schemes involving inflatable animals. tater is the kind of person you’d go to after having a really crappy day because she’d tease you into good spirits. She’s quirky in the best possible sense. She’s high on life, and occassionaly I wonder if she’s high on more than that. :wink: (Kidding!) tater is the ideal cool older sister type.

tatertot??? now that name rings a bell :wink:

Welcome back hon. good to see your name on the boards again.

Ok so what do I think of when I think of tatertot.

Hot, Oh yea baby. Swinnnng.[sub]I’ve got a bit of a Asian thing happening[/sub]
Enthusiastic, funny, thoughtful, enthusiastic, bubbly, a great cook,a loving mom, very friendly, honest and a good friend, did I mention enthusiastic?

You’ve also got a great turn of phase when you’re typing. It really seems like your just gabbing IRL. I always think I seem quite forced and stilted when I read anything I’ve written.

And as for that test :rolleyes: I prefer real life to decide whether or not I get on with people and I know I get on with you so a big two fingers to your test. I fart in its general direction.

Also from the test :rolleyes:

While the friendship thing isn’t high if I click on the “enemy” link I get.

So at least it’s consistent. :wink:

Well, didn’t match too well with you on the personality test (though the description it gave after I took it did not match me AT ALL!).

I don’t really know you so I can only say that you, in fact, are a hottie. I say this for two reasons:

  1. Asian. That meets the most important of my three requirements for visual perfection (meaning if I am just ogling strangers). The other two, if you are interested, are height (5’9" and above) - which I can’t tell from the picture - and red-hair. (Actually there is a fourth requirement to visual perfection and that is C-cup breasts but I am not going to admit to being a breast-man on the boards). But Asian is definitely the most important requirement.

  2. You are the only person on the boards who has said anything remotely flirtatious in my direction (I find being noticed very sexy).

Other things I can say about you, you are a decent forger. The signature you did for me on Coldfire’s card was not too far off from the real thing. Dubbing porn films (now that I’ve typed it, I am really hoping that was you) shows an open-mindedness that I find essential in people I would want to know.

On the bad sign you do things like return from a “little mental health break” without giving details to those who weren’t paying enough attention to notice that you were taking one. Bad tatertot!

But Yoji, it’s the internet! No, I think I’ll just have to go to the BuBFiI that I had the foresite to aquire. It might be better this way…unlike other Irish people I could mention, BuBFiI might actually brave his way down to Germany (though not for the express purpose of seeing me, alas)! We’ll see how BuBFil does on the test, then decide, kay? :wink:

And I thought you were all about the Senoritas, Yoji!

Oooh, Serendipity, you reminded me of something! Did nobody get the 4packs of eggs I sent??? I am going to mail some more tomorrow, this is really upsetting me.

And that person that wanted SPORKS, does anyone remember who she was? I accidently deleted her email, and I’ve got her spork right here, waiting to be mailed.

I think there are more loose ends I need to tie up, but I can’t for the life of me remember what they are.

And wait til y’all hear about my new projects for February and March!

OMG! It’s OBBY, my dear, sweet curmudgeonly OBBY!!!

My mental health break wasn’t that interesting. No, to be honest, it was very interesting (the whole why, how, whatevers), too interesting to post here. LOOOOOONG story.

While on break, I decided to examine my life, do some soul-searching, find myself…but that got really boring so I decided to think about Cat Stevens instead. Now he has problems! Apoligies to Odieman who has heard this ad nauseum, but have you listened to the lyrics of Wild World? He is one sick puppy, let me tell ya! (Cat Stevens, not Odieman)

And I am 5’10", but my hair is dark brown and I only have a B cup. But 2/4 ain’t bad! Baglady better watch out! :wink:

How did I know my name would get sucked into this thread, Tater…

Just coz a certain Senorita is presently turning my head doesn’t change my overall preferences :wink:

I’m watching a Japanesse movie, Onibaba (it’s hard to do this and follow a sub-titled movie at the same time) and there’s a Japanesse girl in it that’s blowing my skirt up in a big way.

  • Rashomon’s * on next. Woohoo. I looovvvee Kurosawa.

Odie, stop complaining and start typing out an indepth analysis of me. I’d like it in essay form please, with any necessary charts paperclipped, not stapled, to to the back. One of those nifty plastic covers would be nice, though not necessary.

Yoji, you think Japanese girls are hot…mmmmmm, you must not have seen the infamous Korean American girl in her new undies pics yet! :wink:

And you thought she was kidding about what happened with her friends…

tatertot, i missed ya.

as to a description…hhhhmmmm… how about… the bright spot in a gloomy day.

Well I took that damn test three times and came up with a different type each time, none of which really described me well. In order, I came up with Skydiver, Observer, and Chosen One. All three of them have aspects that relate to me, depending on mood, the people I’m with, etc. Then again, all three of them have aspects that don’t relate to me at all, ever.

As far as how we match up: On average, Friendship was at about 76%, Love was at about 65%, Work was at about 73%, and Enemies was at about 15%.

I suppose it could be considered egotistical to ask what people think about you here, although I’d be lying if I said the same thing hasn’t crossed my mind, if for no other reason than to see if how I came across on the SDMB is the same as how I think I come across IRL. I get the impression that you were a hellion as a teenager who grew into a responsible young adult and mother who still knows how to have a good time. You seem like someone who is outgoing and makes friends easily. I do think you’re very attractive. Yes, I tend to be attracted to Asian ladies, especially that long, straight, dark hair! Even though we haven’t interacted too much here, I think we would get along pretty well.

Hope that helps.

who saw the title of this thread and misread it as:

“Tatertot’s BACK END needs help!”

I thought it was an uncharitable thing to say until I saw the thread was started by the Tot herself, and then I realized my mistake. Whoops.