Strainger, I was scared silly to ask, but then I figured what the heck, could be good for a laugh. And like I said, I am soothing myself with the knowledge that this isn’t just to gratify my own ego, but to further the cause of Performance Art. 
Chef Troy, sadly it does. It’s not as high and firm as it once was. Any suggestions?
Are y’all sure you want me? I’ve spilled drinks at every doperfest I’ve been to! But, if I’m in the neighborhood, I’ll be sure to stop by. 
There was a pic of my bellybutton up on the EuroDoperFests site, but I decided that the polaroid pic made me look fat so I took it down and put up a pic of London Calling instead. Tonight I’ll try and get a good pic with my web cam thingy. 
Trion, bringing up Identity Theives is sooooo not funny right now! But you have no idea what I’m talking about so I forgive you. I’ll mail you the ugly story one day. 
That would be for the Poofy Project. If you haven’t seen it, check my sig. That reminds me, I’ve got to finish up figuring out the degrees of separation!
I actually have a bit of a Southern American accent!
Bwahahahaha…ask Odieman what I do to people who ask that!
I just thought this was worth repeating! Ooooh, Snormy, I might come back to Hamburg sometime soon! I’ll mail you! I wanna go back to Molly Malone’s soooo bad. And don’t tell anybody I said this, but I have discussed this in depth with my GalPal’s on the board, and I have decided that if I were to date anyone on the board, it would be YOU! 
And I found something else that y’all can use to figure out what I’m like, my drunken handwriting!.
And everybody else, thanks so much for helping! Kricket, how are those insides? And I’m so jealous you got Picasso’s nose, I hope I get one, too when my syphilis lunchbox finally gets here!