(looks at calendar)
Let’s see. Errrrrm, no, I’m afraid the locusts are not due to arrive until next Tuesday at the earliest. However, the temp agency is sending over 10,000 frogs. I guess that will have to do.
Sorry, there’s been a mistake. Those frogs are intended for [del]the fake lake at the G20[/del] restocking Crown wetlands. We’ll be sending over a dust storm instead, as soon as we get it uncrated.
They evacuated office buildings in Dayton Ohio.
My impression is that a lot of these building evacuations were a result of better-safe-than-sorry responses to alarms triggered by the quake, not because of actual danger from the quake itself. Is this likely?