I think I'm getting sick

The BBQ Pit
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Dammit! All day, I’ve felt dizzy, and achy all over, with hot and cold flashes, goose bumps, a terrible sinus headache, a stuffed head, and nausea.
The last time I felt this way was two years ago. The next day, I had a fever.

I RARELY get sick, but when I do, it sucks ASS!

Fucking shitty germs…how DARE you make me sick…

(I’m curled up with my little stuffed Republican elephant that roars when you squeeze him-I’m a dem, but he’s so cute, I couldn’t resist! Besides, I named him Lefty, so he’s an honorary democrat.)

2

How dare they! Have they any manners at all?! Heathens!

3

Awwwww…
I know how you feel. I rarely get sick but when I do feel it coming on it is a sure sign there is gonna be hell to pay. Drop some vitamins and sleep.

Hope is a false alarm.

and since this is the Pit… You winey little harpy suck it up and live with it!

(just kidding)

Osip

4

I’m feeling better, except I got a fucking letter about how I’m failing early American history. Fuck! It says, “I don’t participate,” Which is absolute BULLSHIT!

5

Well, admit it, you didn’t participate in early American history. I’m sorry, but when you signed up, you knew time travel was required for the class.

Maybe you should look into “Contemporary American History” next semester.