I just took a break and idly cruised over the Spamusement I read that today’s title is:
HOW TO MAKE MONKEYS WITH SOCKS
Oh, no, wait a minute, it’s actually:
HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH STOCKS
Are you ready to go home, too?
You mean … I can’t make monkeys out of socks? What the hell am I supposed to to with all these balled up socks now!? Tell me that. 
There’s a book I always pass at the library called HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR, but without my glasses, I always see it as HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORK CHOP.
Hmmm…I really can’t decide which one I rather read, Eve.
Okay, I reread my first sentence. I’m definitely going home now, but someone else had better drive.
So, who else in my time zone, EST, is still in the office. On a Friday night. With sashimi-grade tuna and a husband she hasn’t spent any quality time with in far too long waiting for her at home?
Just me?
<sigh>