Now you’re all in for it!
I figure if Rue deDay can be obscure and rambling, so can I. He’s typically more amusing than I, so in my typical fashion, this thread will die a quick and pathetic death by being ignored.
See, the problem is that I’m bored.
Oh, sure, I have work to do. I have newsletter articles to write, graphics to rework, but, it’s Monday. How can anyone (besides maybe Eve, Fenris, or Scylla[sub]in strictly alphabetical order[/sub]) be creative and have command of the English language on a Monday, for heaven’s sake. Certainly not me.
Plus, I’m tired. I didn’t get enough coffee this morning, I got to bed late (Office Space was on Comedy Channel last night and I just had to watch it), plus I was sleeping soooooo good this morning and it was difficult to get out of bed.
So, I’ve done what any good woman in like circumstances would do: I bought a Mountain Dew, a big Tootsie Roll, and a package of Pop-Secret butter popcorn. Sooo, now I’m caffeined and sugared up, got my carbs, but I still don’t have any Motivation. They were out at State Discount so I had to content myself with a large package of Loitering and a box of Indolence.
If I was home, I could finish scraping the porch, or paint the kitchen cupboards, or make some bread, or weed my garden. Or I could just take a nap. Yeah, a nap’d be really good right now. Except that I’ve got too much caffeine in my system.
I saw Legally Blonde on Saturday night. Hubby was playing out (music) with some friends and so I took myself out to the movies. It was funny, really it was. Very cute, nice eye candy, light, fluffy. Everything I like in a movie. Shoot, I figure if I want reality, I’d turn the news on. I don’t want pathos or sturm und drang. I want to laugh, to have shiny, colorful objects waved before my glazed eyes, to sit in the dark and have the volume from the speakers vibrate me out of my seat.
If someone from 1st Nationwide Mortgage’s Refinance Department doesn’t pick up the phone soon, I’m gonna go postal. I was on hold (thank heavens, on a toll-free line) for a total of 3 hours a couple weeks ago and still never got through. I sent an email. I called Customer Service, “No ma’am, I’m sorry all I can do is transfer you.” Well, if I don’t get through today, someone better put on their asbestos underwear cause I’m gonna be pissy!
Okay, carry on. I’m done spewing my trivial bits. Any questions?
Oh, btw, I’m expecting this Board to entertain me, so get busy! I want witty banter, humorous anecdotes or searing tales of passion. Either I read too fast or you guys type too slow, so get to work!