I think I'm weird because I think ___ is hot.

I agree. They’re way hot.
Until you picture them in your bed, a come hither gleam in their eyes, their soggy, comma-like half-erect wrinkly dicks with the ballsack down to the knees pitifully poking their greyish heads out of the sheets and then it’s straight back into ewwww territory.

I might be thinking too much about these things. Especially for a straight guy.

Paul Lynde (not in Bye Bye Birdie, but on Hollywood Squares and on some game show he was on before that)

Albert Brooks in Broadcast News

Seconding that one!

Him too. He’s like a big puppy dog.

Heh, originally my answer to this thread would have been David Tennant, but so many people think he’s hot nowadays that it seems like you’re almost in the minority if you don’t!

Anyway, bumping this thread to add Brendan Coyle, who plays Mr. Bates on Downton Abbey.

The pale and gangly Conan O Brian

+1 for Liam Neeson

Dmitri Medvedev (very embarrassing)

Jack Nicholson.
The obsessive groupie on Flight of the Conchords, Mel.

I thinkI’ve said him before.

Richard Stallman.

Yes, that Richard Stallman.

I win the thread.

That’s not so weird; Alfred Molina is an indisputably handsome guy, he’s just doughy and he carries the weight in his face. But he’s got charisma to burn.

Mine though, is this: I first saw Blythe Danner in Meet the Parents and then Meet the Fockers. It was in the latter film that I first really noticed how sexy she was. So I watched Prince of Tides, which features a much younger Danner. Turns out I prefer the older one. Even now, at age 69, I’d rather have the current Blythe Danner than the Tides-era one.