I think my cat wants to kill me

[zelie_zelerton]

@Wile E

Of course she’s trying/plotting to kill you but she doesn’t want to kill you. It’s all a test to see if you are worthy of being her servant, if she does manage to kill you then you failed the test. You’d better study!

Is that true? A kind of Inspector Clouseau/Cato thing?

[Scruloose]

Of course your cat wants to kill you. That’s all they think about all day long.

[Freudian_Push_Up_Bra]

@BiblioCat

Only because I now have the ability to post pictures:
Kitty in a crockpot!
He got in the base while the liner was being washed. If he was allowed in the laundry room, I have no doubt he’d be in the dryer all the freaking time.

My goodness - he’s not just sitting in it, he’s curled up all comfortable-like. That’s hilarious.

[Antigen]

@BiblioCat

Only because I now have the ability to post pictures:
Kitty in a crockpot!
He got in the base while the liner was being washed. If he was allowed in the laundry room, I have no doubt he’d be in the dryer all the freaking time.

My God, I think our cats are related!!

[Omegaman]

I see from your last post your still alive. Maybe your gato was just a little

hungry

[pbbth]

Maybe she isn’t planning your death so much as she is planning your extreme discomfort. You know, waking you up at 4 am for no apparent reason, leaping into the sink as you are trying to wash your hands, watching you intently in the shower as if she is wondering why the hell you would choose to stand in the water…just stuff to upset you and freak you out a little bit.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Marlitharn

I’M IN UR CROCKPOT…FARTIN’ IN UR STEW…

I’m guessing that you’ve seen that link with the billions of cats in every place, with captions just like that? (Which also make me laugh out loud - “I’M IN UR CLOTHES GETTING MY HAIRS ALL OVER THEM”…“I’M IN UR COUCH STEELIN UR CHANGE”, etc.)

[Quasimodem]

I don’t think Bert wants to kill me, now, but I suspect that when he and his kind rise up to take over the world, he’ll cross to their side.

Can’t say that I’ll blame him, because after all, he’s never indicated he’d do otherwise.

Q

[SnakesCatLady]

@Quasimodem

I don’t think Bert wants to kill me, now, but I suspect that when he and his kind rise up to take over the world, he’ll cross to their side.

Can’t say that I’ll blame him, because after all, he’s never indicated he’d do otherwise.

Q

I think I’m in for the same treatment. “Remember that bath you gave me?” “Remember when you wouldn’t let me sleep with you every night?” “Remember when…”

I should probably start worrying.

[betenoir]

@pbbth

Maybe she isn’t planning your death so much as she is planning your extreme discomfort. You know, waking you up at 4 am for no apparent reason, leaping into the sink as you are trying to wash your hands, watching you intently in the shower as if she is wondering why the hell you would choose to stand in the water…just stuff to upset you and freak you out a little bit.

So you’er saying it’s not my life but mearly my sanity that she’s after. I don’t know if that makes me feel much better…